Sounds like that Nic Cage movie from last year

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dream_Scenario?useskin=vector

That's Montag

If by nothing you mean not burning his feet then ok

His team is panicking? This is the guy who hears YMCA and automatically starts jerking off invisible cocks. He hasn't had a coherent thought rattling around his very big abrain in a decade. If you work for him surely you're used to the most demented behavior every time he opens his hamberder hole.

Wait, with no folders how does apple deal with files these days? I'm a lifelong pc person so I have no idea

SOP upon hearing an acorn

That's what the booze is for

I think it was the Gordon Ramsay one. The day Coolio died there were tons of new comments on that video.

I didn't see that SpongeBob ep but if it was the ocean it wouldn't be frozen at 21 F

When I was 13 I thought "You go Holden! Tell off all those phonies!" At 18 I thought "This whiny asshole won't stfu." Then as an adult I realized "Oh, poor kid was dealing with a lot of unaddressed trauma."

Apparently Christianity is about 1.5% of the population, which is almost 2 million people. In some areas you can see signs on sheds talking about Jesus or life after death, etc. A friend of mine knew a local older lady who had one on her shed and asked her if she put it there and said that it just appeared one morning. She wasn't Christian but thought a sign talking about god was kind of nice so she just left it up.

Guess if the local sect can't convince people to hang signs they're willing to do some guerrilla jesus-ing. This one says "Jesus is the son of god."

Or One Tab?

Yeah putting cold fries in and waiting til they're done takes way more patience than he has. What's it take, like 15 or 30 seconds? I bet the most he'd ever do will go over to a fryer that has a basket in, take it out and call it a day.

But more realistically he'll show up somewhere vaguely near a McDs and ramble incoherently, poop his diaper, and go home.

I was in line behind someone who had 安 on her nape. I'm guessing she was going for a meaning of like peaceful or restful or something along those lines but you need a compound like 安心 or 安静 for that.

The character alone means more like cheap, at least in Japanese. Maybe it's different in Chinese.

I personally have the opposite issue. Things often sound way too much like satire these days when they get referenced or pop up in memes, then I find a reputable article talking about it. Everything sounds like !nottheonion@lemmy.world

I hope stamets is ok

I don't see any extended ram pack in there... gonna get some slowdown when the explosions start flying

Should post over at !bertstrips@lemm.ee

Lawrence and Garner appealed their sentences to the Texas Courts of Appeals, which ruled in 2000 that the sodomy law was unconstitutional. Texas appealed to have the court rehear the case en banc, and in 2001 it overturned its prior judgment and upheld the law... Lawrence then appealed to the U.S. Supreme Court, which agreed to hear his case.

The Supreme Court struck down the sodomy law in Texas in a 6–3 decision, and by extension invalidated sodomy laws in 13 other states

Never overestimate how precious weak men are about sexuality and oppression. I can just hear all the knickers twisting on that full en banc panel of Texas judges.

A trove of leaked internal messages and documents from the militia American Patriots Three Percent—also known as AP3—reveals how the group coordinated with election denial groups as part of a plan to conduct paramilitary surveillance of ballot boxes during the midterm elections in 2022.

You mean those nutjobs that showed up to stand around ballot boxes with rifles weren't all acting alone?

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