Lemmy Shitpost
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/853004 > Hello there, and welcome to the Fediverse! Let's get you started. > > This post was created together with many users, intended to help you have an easy start! It has a simple language, and it includes many useful links. > > For your first day here > - > > Hello, newbie user! Lemmy is just like Reddit, but better. Ha-ha. Seriously. But let's not overwhelm you for now. > > [This very neat starting guide](https://lemmy.world/post/37906) was written by our beloved admin, [@ruud](https://lemmy.world/u/ruud). To avoid confusion, start reading it from the **Quick start guide** section. > > [If you're new to Lemmy, this post will also help you perfectly.](https://github.com/amirzaidi/lemmy) > > kbin users can check out [this amazing starting guide](https://imgur.com/a/0hGL2Lb) instead. [This is also a nice guide.](https://kbin.social/m/quickstart/t/49189) > > **Finding Communities on Lemmy/kBin** > > If you finished reading your starting guide, it's time to go find your new favorite communities! Check out these dedicated services: `number` [1](https://browse.feddit.de/), [2](https://lemmyverse.net/), [3](https://sub.rehab/), and [4](https://www.quippd.com/writing/2023/06/15/unofficial-subreddit-migration-list-lemmy-kbin-etc.html#1-million-subscribers), and [5](https://redditmigration.com/)! Go have some fun! :D > > For your second day here > - > > Hello again! You're less of a newbie now, and you found some amazing communities! We can start talking about the Fediverse. I hope you didn't forget to [read the rules for lemmy.world!](https://mastodon.world/about) > > [kBin.social's rules are in this link.](https://kbin.social/terms) > > **The Fediverse** > > You must've realised that we addressed Lemmy and kBin users differently. And what is this Fediverse people keep talking about, anyways? > > Lemmy and kBin are two different platforms, and they can perfectly interact with each other! This means that they are a part of the federation. And they are only two members of the vast Fediverse. > > [What is the Fediverse?](https://framatube.org/w/9dRFC6Ya11NCVeYKn8ZhiD) video by [Framasoft](https://framatube.org/a/framasoft/video-channels) to get a good understanding with visuals! > > As a great lemming once said: **Fediverse is basically like a group chat, but for websites.** This means that federated websites all agree to share their content with each other, constantly, at the same time. > > [Follow this link to view a list of all Lemmy instances.](https://github.com/maltfield/awesome-lemmy-instances/blob/main/README.md#all-lemmy-instances) > > [Follow this link to open the Fediverse Observer.](https://kbin.fediverse.observer/list) It is set to show kBin, but you can navigate your way through the site to show **any** Fediverse platform you'd like. > > For your third day here > - > > That's it! What else do you want? Go have some fun and keep learning along the way! ;)
Sadly I think there are people out there like this
::: spoiler Transcription StrangeScaffold [developer] DEC 2 @5:22am FAQ: Yes, We Support Kinect Q: ..This game supports Kinect? Yes!.On PC only, if you plug iri a Kinect 2.0 to-your computer while the game is:apen, you-tan play through the entirety of the game using Kinect controls. Grab meat with your meat harids! Your body is the controller! We live in the future. Good luck. Q:Is Kinect the optirnal way to play Space Warlord Organ Tradirig Simulator? Absolutely not. Q: Why would | play a fast-paced reflex-based economic tycoon using Kinect? | have no earthly idea, but | am personally sending the first person to direct message me documented proof of using a Kinect to play through the entirety of the campaign, (reaching the "The Top 0.1%" reputation level) a $50 Steam gift card. Primarily so I can. meet the kind of person who would do that to themselves, and plead with them for mercy lest they destroy us all. Q: How did you put Kinect support into a game in 20217 | work with a brilliant, slightly unhinged creative programmer named Sam Chiet,. and one day, at 3 AM, | blearily opened my phone to find a video.of the game working with full functionality on a Kinect. And a tablet. And a Wiimote. You know, for the Nintendo Wii (2007). He apparently did ail of those experiments in one night just because he cold, and Has since dedicated a large portion of his time to single-handedly becoming the final Kinect developer. | decided the safest option was to stay out of his way. Q: Why did you put Kinect support into a game in 2021? | embrace the Sun with arms outstretched so that my oblivion will be. one og my own choosing. :::
