Tom Swifty Jokes

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Tom Swifty Jokes funwiththoughts • 3mo ago • 100%
"Lacking", Tom said without meaning.
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Tom Swifty Jokes pixeltree • 3mo ago • 93%
"Why can't you ever be on time?" Tom said belatedly.
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Tom Swifty Jokes funwiththoughts • 4mo ago • 90%
"That faint odour just came back", Tom said reminiscently.
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Tom Swifty Jokes funwiththoughts • 6mo ago • 60%
"Trump needs a better running mate", Tom dispensed.
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Tom Swifty Jokes funwiththoughts • 7mo ago • 100%
"We are not cousins", Tom said unrelatedly.
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Tom Swifty Jokes tetris11 • 8mo ago • 90%
"You just left ninety-nine hundreths of that cake!", exclaimed Tom extremely obtusely.
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Tom Swifty Jokes funwiththoughts • 8mo ago • 100%
"It looks like you, and it does everything you do, and yet it isn't you", Tom said on reflection.
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Tom Swifty Jokes funwiththoughts • 8mo ago • 100%
"Tom got here after the other two", Tom said in third-person.
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Tom Swifty Jokes funwiththoughts • 8mo ago • 100%
"It's fair in this specific context", Tom said just in case.
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Tom Swifty Jokes funwiththoughts • 8mo ago • 76%
"Well, Pumbaa, you should know that I've already bested your little friend at Battleship", Tom said sanctimoniously.
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Tom Swifty Jokes funwiththoughts • 9mo ago • 92%
"Large semi-aquatic herbivores are vital to the health of the ecosystem", Tom said hypocritically.
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Tom Swifty Jokes funwiththoughts • 9mo ago • 81%
"I might not have kids, but I can still self-identify as a father", Tom said transparently.
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Tom Swifty Jokes funwiththoughts • 10mo ago • 81%
"This whole dissertation is a load of crap", Tom said in abstract.
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Tom Swifty Jokes Nemo • 10mo ago • 85%
"Veronica is much too formal," she said with irony.

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Tom Swifty Jokes Nemo • 10mo ago • 88%
"That AA Milne adaptation was crap," Tom pooh-poohed.

OC, [first posted](https://www.reddit.com/r/TomSwifty/s/cNV2fqFM6Q)

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Tom Swifty Jokes Nemo • 10mo ago • 83%
"Other guys never want to hang out with me," mentioned Tom.

OC, [first posted](https://www.reddit.com/r/TomSwifty/s/Wbfep7QFXA)

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Tom Swifty Jokes funwiththoughts • 11mo ago • 100%
"For your insolence in disrespecting me, I shall become a scourge upon your kingdom", Ishtar said urbanely.
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Tom Swifty Jokes Nemo • 1y ago • 100%
"Don't call me Francis," he said, being frank.

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Tom Swifty Jokes funwiththoughts • 1y ago • 100%
"I come to pay respects to mighty Genghis", Tom contributed
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Tom Swifty Jokes funwiththoughts • 1y ago • 100%
"I have committed no crime", Tom pled in a sense.
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Tom Swifty Jokes funwiththoughts • 1y ago • 100%
"I'll force that little demon to do something", Tom said, making an impact.
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Tom Swifty Jokes aberrate_junior_beatnik • 1y ago • 66%
"Listen Robo-Jack, you need to work on your punctuality!", Tom ejaculated
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Tom Swifty Jokes funwiththoughts • 1y ago • 100%
"Vegetarian dishes only", Tom metes out.
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Tom Swifty Jokes funwiththoughts • 1y ago • 100%
"Remember to change it up every seven days", Tom said very weakly.
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Tom Swifty Jokes funwiththoughts • 1y ago • 100%
"I named my aircraft in honour of the god of the Sun", Tom said apologetically
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Tom Swifty Jokes Nemo • 1y ago • 100%
"According to my cat, it's dinnertime," said Tom purposefully.

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Tom Swifty Jokes funwiththoughts • 1y ago • 100%
"The whole company was found guilty of criminal activity", Tom said with firm conviction.
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Tom Swifty Jokes funwiththoughts • 1y ago • 100%
"I'm going to force that little demon to do something" said Tom, making an impact.
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Tom Swifty Jokes funwiththoughts • 1y ago • 100%
"If it weren't for that hotel, I wouldn't have been born", Tom informed me
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Tom Swifty Jokes funwiththoughts • 1y ago • 66%
"Honestly, I think my last girlfriend was a 1", Tom said exoneratingly.
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Tom Swifty Jokes Nemo • 1y ago • 100%
"What are your plans for this roast chicken?" said Tom, trying to keep abreast.

OC, [first posted](https://old.reddit.com/r/TomSwifty/comments/vzj4p9/what_are_your_plans_for_this_roast_chicken_said)

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Tom Swifty Jokes Nemo • 1y ago • 100%
"I take joy in the triumphs of my parishioners," said Tom vicariously.

OC, [first posted](https://old.reddit.com/r/TomSwifty/comments/x86w7c/i_take_joy_in_the_triumphs_of_my_parishioners)

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Tom Swifty Jokes Nemo • 1y ago • 100%
"Even though we 'broke up', she's still my woman!" Tom exclaimed.

OC, [first posted](https://old.reddit.com/r/TomSwifty/comments/dx1w6v/even_though_we_broke_up_shes_still_my_woman_tom)

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Tom Swifty Jokes Nemo • 1y ago • 100%
"Oh, I eat everything," said Tom in jest.

OC, [first posted](https://old.reddit.com/r/TomSwifty/comments/dp7igf/oh_i_eat_everything_said_tom_in_jest)

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Tom Swifty Jokes funwiththoughts • 1y ago • 100%
"Biden is twice the man that Charles is!", Tom said half-jokingly.
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Tom Swifty Jokes Nemo • 1y ago • 100%
"Haven't you heard me singing in church?" Tom inquired.

OC, [first posted](https://old.reddit.com/r/TomSwifty/comments/dgm8gb/havent_you_heard_me_singing_in_church_tom_inquired)

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Tom Swifty Jokes Nemo • 1y ago • 100%
"The French don't deserve our thanks!" said Tom mercilessly.

OC, [first posted](https://old.reddit.com/r/TomSwifty/comments/f82pb0/the_french_dont_deserve_our_thanks_said_tom)

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Tom Swifty Jokes funwiththoughts • 1y ago • 100%
"Just being allowed to come in is something that I cherish", Tom said enterprisingly.
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Tom Swifty Jokes Nemo • 1y ago • 100%
"My name is actually spelled T-O-O-O-M," he said, morosely.

OC, [first posted](https://www.reddit.com/r/TomSwifty/comments/w244ii/my_name_is_actually_spelled_tooom_he_said_morosely)

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Tom Swifty Jokes funwiththoughts • 1y ago • 100%
"Should I take the worm off the hook?", Tom was debating
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