I found this funny

A bear with no arms or legs is lying on the beach (no idea why)

A woman walks up to the bear and asks "have you ever been hugged?". The bear says "no", so the woman gives the bear a hug and walks away.

A little later another woman walks up to the bear and asks "have you ever been kissed?". The bear says "no", so the woman gives him a kiss and walks away.

A few hours later a third woman walks up to the bear and asks "have you ever been fucked?". The bear says "no", so the woman says "just wait till high tide, you will be"