chapotraphouse 2Password2Remember • 6d ago • 100%

i just learned roland barthes was a protestant

it's joever for me Death to America

chapotraphouse 2Password2Remember • 4w ago • 100%

anyone got recommendations for cheap wearables that'll track calories burned during exercise? ideally with minimal other invasions of my bioprivacy

[posting this here bc the fitness comm is pretty dead] I'm tryna track my calories more closely and I've got a solution for tracking the calories I eat (shout out to the Nutritionix app) but its functionality for tracking calories spent is very rudimentary and I want to get something more precise than just going to an online calculator like [this](https://www.omnicalculator.com/sports/running-calorie). If any of yall have recommendations on cheap wearables that'll keep track of the calories I burn while exercising, I'd hugely appreciate it. I don't need it to do anything else and I don't even need it to connect to my phone, since I'm willing to manually input the number of calories burned every day. Death to America

chapotraphouse 2Password2Remember • 4w ago • 96%

Broke: lee harvey oswald killed jfk all by himself

::: spoiler woke oil companies and the mafia worked with the cia (namely hw) to kill jfk because he was insufficiently anti-communist for their liking ::: spoiler bespoke they killed jfk because he was the white obama and thats too much power for one man ::: Death to America

askchapo 2Password2Remember • 2mo ago • 100%

for my fellow office job havers: what are the dos and don’ts of lying on your resume?

everyone always says lie on your resume, and i agree that there’s no reason not to. i’ve never done it before though so i want to know what i can and can’t get away with. for example, if i’ve been out of work since january, can i just lie and say i’m still employed by the company i quit working at in january and make it look like i don’t have an 8-month gap on my resume? or is the HR person at the place i’m applying going to be able to figure out that’s a lie? also please give tips on what are some good lies to add, how to punch up normal looking resume shit, etc Death to America

chapotraphouse 2Password2Remember • 2mo ago • 97%

it's so fucking funny that recruiters are so dumb they sent this job description to me, somebody who posts on hexbear

lmao Death to America

chapotraphouse 2Password2Remember • 2mo ago • 95%

i hate literally everyone with a lawn, fuck lawns

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chapotraphouse 2Password2Remember • 3mo ago • 97%

hot take: "deeply unserious" is the leftist version of "have you no decency sir???"

anybody who you're calling deeply unserious, whatever that's supposed to mean specifically, 1) already knows they don't seriously espouse the values they claim to espouse and 2) doesn't care. it's a pointless comment to make Death to America

askchapo 2Password2Remember • 3mo ago • 100%

yo what's the best way to pirate audio books? i'm tryna fall asleep to the sound of an old british guy reading me capital

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chapotraphouse 2Password2Remember • 3mo ago • 87%

a music genre can be good if it's white, or if it has guitars, but not both

they never should have let white people have guitars Death to America

chapotraphouse 2Password2Remember • 3mo ago • 94%

this is as good a time as any to remind everyone that kamala is an irredeemable piece of shit

yes it's nice that it's joever but kamala is fucking evil. she's a cop, she laughed about putting parents in jail for their children's truancy, and she wouldn't let cannabis offenders out of prison after it was legalized because she got paid by private prison lobbies to do so. total scumbag who deserves absolutely 0 support from anybody but the most trump derangement syndrome riddled liberals Death to America

chapotraphouse 2Password2Remember • 4mo ago • 97%

"joe's vision" on joebiden.com returns the funniest 404 page imaginable

credit to for indi.ca for sharing this photo in [this article](https://indi.ca/two-hands-of-white-empire) Death to America

chapotraphouse 2Password2Remember • 4mo ago • 100%

gaze and be amazed at the pure coziness of this tram line in Strasbourg

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movies 2Password2Remember • 5mo ago • 66%

i just watched There's Still Tomorrow (C'è Ancora Domani) and i've never been so pissed off at a movie before, it fucking SUCKED

spoilers obviously the first 99% of the movie is a beautiful story about Delia, a woman in post-war Rome working up the courage to leave her abusive husband, Ivano. he treats her like trash and so does his father, who lives with them and their three kids. the oldest is a daughter, Marcella, who gets engaged to Giulio, the son of a much richer family, but the engagement gets broken off when SPOILER Delia detects signs that Giulio will abuse Marcella the way Ivano abuses her and then convinces a friend of hers in the US military police stationed in the city to blow up Giulio's fathers cafe. **this is incredibly based, direct action gets the goods. the movie literally shows that destroying property is cool and good.** this is critical for understanding why i was so disappointed with this film throughout the film Delia is considering leaving her husband to move to the north of Italy with Nino, a mechanic with whom she had a fling when they were much younger. the day he's leaving arrives and Delia's plans to escape go awry when her father in law dies, delaying her exit and making it impossible for her to escape to the north with Nino. at the wake, Marcella says to her friend "there's still tomorrow" and we the audience think, great, she's not gonna let this stop her, go off queen. BUT NO. holy SHIT no. the next morning Delia sneaks out early and changes into nice clothes and puts on make-up, leading us to believe she'll still be able to find Nino. unfortunately she leaves her ticket at home, and Ivano finds it and tracks her through the city. he finds her in line to get on a train north and then BAM we find out she's not in line for a train, she's in line to fucking . that's right, her solution to her husband beating her and humiliating her is not to run away with a man who clearly loves her and with whom she could start a new life. no no no, she fucking VOTES her problems away, and the film doesn't even tell us who she voted for! because it doesnt matter, what matters is that you  FUCKKKKK they made a great movie and then took a huge shit on it in the last 2 minutes. i swear to god i've never hated a movie this much. pure  liberalism, so disrespectful to all the women who have suffered through abusive relationships. fucking sickening, 0/10 tldr: they made : the movie and it fucking sucks Death to America

askchapo 2Password2Remember • 9mo ago • 100%

[drunk theory question] do you all think revolutionary masculinity is an oxymoron? if not, what would it consist of

was discussing this with a friend of mine (she's an anarchist but she actually organizes and shit). she was saying there can be no such thing as revolutionary masculinity because the two things are contradictory. but i'm a marxist so contradictions really butter my bread. i think in a utopian, communist world gender identity would be completely different, to the point where it might not even be legible to us today, but my question is more about how we get from here to there. basically, can we men find a way to not be shitheads in such a way as to bring about communism, or does that not even make sense feel free to dunk on me if this is a dumb question Death to America

chapotraphouse 2Password2Remember • 9mo ago • 100%

travel post: i was in rural costa rica - a town of less than 5000 people in the middle of the rainforest - and their dirt roads still had more sidewalks than many suburban neighborhoods in yankkkeedom

fuck cars Death to America

chapotraphouse 2Password2Remember • 10mo ago • 98%

i'm traveling for a while so won't be online much

for ages now i've been posting on this site about how i'm leaving amerikkka. well todays the day it's actually happening - i've begun a 9 month trip through south america and europe. as a result i probably won't be posting much for a while, but don't worry, i'm ok. idk if i'm prominent enough of a poster here to justify this type of message but i know i worry sometimes when i don't see certain people on here for a while so i figured id preemptively mention the reason i wont be active as much. i love you all Death to America

chapotraphouse 2Password2Remember • 10mo ago • 100%

Jesus Was A Pussy Getter

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chapotraphouse 2Password2Remember • 10mo ago • 100%

*mariah carey voice* allll i want for pissmas, is pooooooooooooo

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chapotraphouse 2Password2Remember • 10mo ago • 100%

kill your boss

do it Death to America

movies 2Password2Remember • 10mo ago • 93%

hbo has a new show out called the gilded age

why the fuck would i want to watch a show about the gilded age when i already live in it Death to America