37 times? In a row?

All that stuff is so bad for teenagers and addictive, they really ought to be outlawed! Oh yeah, the heroin sucks too.

Don't you think he looks tired?

To me, a baby is often a poop butt because of the diaper. Teenagers are often shit asses because they're rebelling.

I assume they take it to another toilet or a compost pile. Maybe they need a fecal transplant and don't have health insurance.

As someone from Maine, I wish articles would specify Oregon in their titles when mentioning Portland. I mean it was named after ours.

A droll factoid.

A little too real for work, huh? 😂

A Thanksgiving duck!

My first thought: "Princess Diana was a real person."

Derp

Holy motherforking shirtballs... someone stole my post idea!

Poop, pee, and in a pinch: hand washing and hydration.

Yes Babe, I am real man

Only if it's made with Fight Milk.

Similar to Pensacola Naval Air Station.

Is there a possibly that I'm pegrent?

Interested in seeing someone tear apart claims like this? Search Miniminuteman on YouTube. He has short and long form content. I have never cared about archeology in the past, but his snarky wit makes it interesting.

I'm in the US and I can do this. I call my primary care, they connect me with a nurse, and I tell them what's going on. They will then inform me if I should go to UC, ER, or wait for an appointment. The primary care office even has a walk in clinic as an option. This is why it's good to have a primary care physician, even if insurance doesn't require it.

Astroglide is perfect for this situation. It even has "glide" in the name!

Lemmyvores?