Talking to John Brown:

"What if Caesar survived getting stabbed and just showed up afterwards wearing red shoes again"

Please ignore the fact that I was too hasty making this post I initially forgot to include the photo

Doing a whiteface minstrel show.

There's no rules in the Chapo.chat user agreement that says Owls can't play basketball

I am a principled Marxist Leninist, active in real life and any reading of my contributions will support this and refute this slur on my character.

I expect a complete apology, a clearing of my name

I run a large ML forum with weekly views of tens of thousands

She is one step away from her saying "I am the General Secretary of the Communist Party of Wyoming (Maoist Third Worldist), after I was kicked out of the Communist Party of Wyoming (Marxist Leninist) for merely critically supporting Shining Path"

You can beat BG3 by long jumping all the way to the end of act 2 and pressing the Kamikaze button

How else do you keep track of kills to call in a killstreak? Hezbollah should be able to call in a tactical nuke at 25

Y'all be good

We have no information leading to the arrest of Hillary Clinton

See, I grew up amongst normal atheists. I spent half my time with retired revolutionaries in a communist retirement community in Wuhan, China. The last of the elves to see the Light of the Two Trees of Valinor. So a lot more Maoist than the general Chinese population. Some comrades who were stationed in Shaanxi throughout the war(s), even some who participated in the long march.

After all, as l'internationale goes, 从来就没有什么救世主，也不靠神仙皇帝/Il n'est pas de sauveurs suprêmes Ni Dieu, ni César, ni tribun.

Some still held cultural beliefs that could be seen as a religious practice but it was not to serve any religion. Some who had seen the worst of the second war were more adamant that there are no powers above. I suppose if you witnessed Nanking during/immediately after WWII, you'd be angry at the gods for standing by and doing nothing. How good can the gods be if they stood by and watched when even the literal Nazi John Rabe had enough humanity to try and stop the slaughter? But understanding that the people have their beliefs was also a part of it. The most toxic and harmful parts were purged in the Cultural Revolution, who's to stop someone from joining the monks or having a statue of 观音 and lighting incense? The very people we fight for, the people who sheltered us during the Long March, the people who took up arms with us in the name of liberation. If the anti science, anti feminist and counter revolutionary aspects were purged, what harm is there in people observing holidays, praying and restricting their diets? To fast during Ramadan, to walk the path of the Buddha, to honour ones ancestors, to light fireworks to scare off the Nian, etc. Those things don't have to be toxic.

But upon moving to the west, atheism became Atheism, it was an identity. It was commodified and used to sell laptop stickers and books. It was a brand. To be Atheist is to debate Christians and buy Richard Dawkins books and share Hitchens' quotes and feel holier than thou. "In this moment, I am euphoric" sort of thing. To be Atheist is to be insufferable. Worse, they seem to just abandon the Christian part of Christian Chauvinism and just become Chauvinists. In some aspects, it's not only feeling smugly superior to the brown people believing in primitive gods or the "Moslems", it's to also feel smugly superior to Evangelicals, too. It's the next evolution of being a chauvinist. Critical support for their opposition of Young Earth Creationists and anti abortion dickheads, yes, but you cannot excuse their support for Western imperialism, literal and cultural, in the global south.

I guess in the end, atheism is a land of contrasts.

This is the immediate aftermath of the sun finally setting on the British empire. Co-incidence?

Conker refers to the seed of a British chestnut, and is also the name of a game where you carefully drill a hole through the seed, feed a string through it, tie it so it becomes a tiny, organic wrecking ball. Your goal is to swing your conker at another child's conker until one of them breaks.

It's one of those old timey children's games like chasing a hoop with a stick or playing marbles or smoking cigarettes at the age of 9.

It's 5 golf clubs, 10 retirement homes and a gas station mall with a Congressional district

Downfall (2004) predicted this

ZA/UM

ZA/UM (Marxist)

ZA/UM (Marxist Leninist)

ZA/UM (Maoist Third Worldist)

"Why isn't there an African nation with reliable VTOL faster than sound vehicles that can turn invisible, healing orbs and a herb that gives you superhuman strength and agility???"

Do you have any experience in property law for tenants? Just checking lol. Oh you do? Sweet, we'll keep you in mind, see you soon!

Audible paper shredder

The names Bond, Israeli Bond.

I am even more racist than my British counterpart, and my signature spy gadget is a gun that posthumously deems an unarmed civilian as Hamas when I shoot them in the back while they're fetching food for their children.

Like the real Bond, I was also born and raised in Scotland, and my nemesis is a 19 year old American college student waving a "Ceasefire Now" sign on campus.

I have a wide array of femme fatales with borderline and actually misogynistic names but I will never stop my life of shooting civilians for Mossad because the only type of "settling down" I do is in the home of a Palestinian family that's lived there for generations.

I like my martinis dry, the opposite of my pants, which I will piss inside of on camera when Iranian rockets hit a target 100kms away from where I currently am.

I think they hold the current title for "Fanbase outpacing the creator in terms of reactionary content any%" Speedrun category. Like his takes are bad, but his fans are two octaves right in their frothing screeching. His fans are somehow worse than either Destiny or Ben Shapiro fans and they achieved it in a much shorter amount of time, with far less Israeli astroturfing and/or hard right billionaire funding. Maybe because he never styleized himself as an epic logic debatebro to begin with. It seems like an organic cesspool as opposed to a designed one, which would be impressive if it wasn't so gross.

Applying for a modeling gig

Submits mugshot

Arrives in classic black and white stripes, chain around ankle with a metal ball on the end of the chain