Got a brand new shopping cart at Walmart
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    DoctorSpocktopus
    7mo ago 100%

    Gotta do the old cart spin, the wife hates it because I’m “knocking over children and old people”, but nothing beats seeing that KALLAX do the ol’ 800 gon spinaroo :italian_hand:

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  • Murder defendant slips restraints in court, stabs his lawyer with pen. All good, attorney says
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    DoctorSpocktopus
    7mo ago 100%

    Randle jammed the pen into Fregi’s head and again near his jaw

    I suppose it’s to do with how deadly it could have been? Not sure why it isn’t attempted murder, but I am not a lawyer.

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  • CFCs
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    DoctorSpocktopus
    7mo ago 96%

    I’m not sure what your intent was, but you’re coming off as “I don’t want online spaces to be welcoming to people who are visually impaired.”

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  • Classic [1994] Marathon coming on Steam
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    DoctorSpocktopus
    7mo ago 75%

    I think the big challenge with modernizing it for a new engine is the invalidity to jump (except the grenade jump, of course). A few notable puzzles built around getting around the long way to the top of a a 3’ ledge

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  • Outlook (new)
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    DoctorSpocktopus
    7mo ago 100%

    The year is 2056. There are 4^2048 characters required to display all of the “New”s for the latest version of Outlook. You’ve just bricked your fourth PC by trying to open an .ics

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  • Gentleman move
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    DoctorSpocktopus
    7mo ago 82%

    I mean, if I was a scammer, I’d def default to assuming people gullible enough to fall for this kinda thing would also support Russia

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  • Canada
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    DoctorSpocktopus
    8mo ago 98%

    Know what a Grizwald is? A grenade. About the size of a battery. Responds to pressure. Our platoon was stuck in a trench outside of New Kasmir during the winter campaign. More'n a week, completely cut off, and the Alliance entrenched not ten yards away. We even got to talkin' to 'em, yelling across insults and jokes and such, 'cause no ammo to speak of, no orders, so what are you gonna do? We mentioned that we were out of rations, and ten minutes later, a bunch of apples rained into the trench. Cap said wait, but they were so hungry. Don't make much noise. Just little pops and there's three guys that kind of just end at the ribcage.

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  • I don’t have a super definitive recipe as I kind of winged this. Really good though! - 1-2 batches of whatever pizza crust recipe you use (I just used my regular bread recipe, added extra water, and did a pouliche the night before) - Paneer, cut into squares (marinated overnight in garlic, ginger, oil, lemon juice, and butter chicken sauce) - Store bought butter chicken sauce - Peas (I just cooked frozen peas in the microwave) - cheddar cheese, shredded - melted butter (about a Tbsp) Preheat the oven to 475F, put your pizza stones inside it to heat up. Rollout your dough on a silicone baking mat, and spread on the sauce. Top with paneer and peas, and cover with a generous coating of cheese. Brush the edge of the crust down with melted butter. Transfer to the oven, lowering temperature to 450F. Bake for 10 minutes, then broil on high until crust achieves your desired level of blackened (about 2 minutes for me). Let cool as long as you can stand it, and enjoy!

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