FlakesBongler 3h ago • 100%
I regret to inform you that you are not the first person to think of this
FlakesBongler 5h ago • 100%
Literally wore a KMFDM shirt that day
FlakesBongler 5h ago • 100%
They put out like 3 albums about how awful George W. Bush was and they're all pretty good
Time to start committing all the toilet crimes
FlakesBongler 7h ago • 100%
Nope, they're very revolutionary-branded
FlakesBongler 1d ago • 100%
I still remember when they downgraded the claim from bulletproof to "resistant to subsonic rounds"
Which in actual terms means it's not bulletproof
FlakesBongler 1d ago • 100%
Spoilers: burden of proof
I'm dead
I'm flat out on the floor
The worms are coming for me
FlakesBongler 1d ago • 100%
Lol, someone lives in Massachusetts
FlakesBongler 2d ago • 100%
Time to start up the "Down with Cis" bus for real
FlakesBongler 2d ago • 100%
Braver than the troops
FlakesBongler 2d ago • 100%
FlakesBongler 2d ago • 100%
What kind of soup?
FlakesBongler 2d ago • 100%
FlakesBongler 2d ago • 100%
Rambling Grandpa is my favorite
FlakesBongler 2d ago • 100%
Apparently doesn't brush his teeth either
FlakesBongler 2d ago • 100%
Good to see those egg council creeps didn't get to you too
FlakesBongler 3d ago • 100%
You could always stich 'Fuck' onto it
FlakesBongler 3d ago • 100%
You can
The situation in Palestine is but one of many fronts in the struggle for a better world
We do what we can, where we can
FlakesBongler 3d ago • 100%
Learning how to cook from the Cool Whip™️recipe book is a hell of drug
FlakesBongler 3d ago • 100%
Had to use a tank to bring him down
Damn
![amogus](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fhexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2F88595fa5-3c80-41d2-b822-cc96715475eb.png "emoji amogus")
`I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock` # `I NEED SCISSORS` # `61!`
Thank goodness we live in a time where we know how to treat our owls
Actually, no i didn't, I lied... I'm so, so sorry ![kitty-birthday-sad](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.hexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2Fe2b38d89-f1fb-434b-8f85-1cba7e36c04f.png "emoji kitty-birthday-sad")
The guy with the Cybertruck in the rich town next to mine is selling it A month to the day when I saw him driving it and pointed and laughed at him Coincidence? I think not
My partner was watching a show and this popped up, made me cackle First person to guess gets a single non-monetary favor from me
Why didn't anyone warn me having my gallbladder removed would make me a white man? ![ooooooooooooooh](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.hexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2Fcdbca19a-ee4c-496d-89f6-1ef99d96061d.png "emoji ooooooooooooooh") I can never call anyone a ![anti-cracker-aktion](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.hexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2F22ba1885-e9b0-440c-ba07-09bfdb9f7ab4.png "emoji anti-cracker-aktion") again
So, my partner finally decided to get with on the trolley and start getting shit for free Problem is, I've been out of the sailing game for a while, so I don't know what's good anymore and I figure y'all probably know what's gonna work best for us anyway I'm *sort of* tech savvy, but anything on the less finicky side would probably be best Thanks in advance, -Love, Flakes
**Flowers for Algerbong** Yes, I am sorry, I am fairly high right now
![reddit-logo](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/4aac8007-876f-4c7f-936d-b7eabf506ef4.png "emoji reddit-logo") [Literally one of two subs I still check on and it's reminding me why that is](https://www.reddit.com/r/destiny2/comments/18dqmgc/destiny_now_censors_pete_parsons_in_textchat/)
Uh, let me be The Fear
![grillman](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/b674f45a-ed3b-4a2b-995b-189c052d6d7f.png "emoji grillman"): Hey, you can take off your mask, get some fresh air! ![soviet-chad](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/218747a2-eac2-4bbf-b782-0b6939df13e3.png "emoji soviet-chad") : Lick my ass ![frothingfash](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/97c0eab6-88fe-4105-b2ca-63846b1258f2.png "emoji frothingfash") : FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK, FUUCK OFF!
sorry, it was blueberry![sadness](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/3de7432c-5d0b-441d-9167-0c61cc3838ab.png "sadness")