They were trying to get me to vote for this Dem running for a state seat, guy’s a chief of staff for some local establishment democrat, usual machine operation. I explain I’m sick of the democrats, and the volunteer’s response? “Well candidate such and such is actually much more moderate than people make him out to be.” I wryly pointed out that he just said that to a socialist, and at that point I think he realized he couldn’t do anything to pitch his candidate at that point.

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In All Seriousness: PSL or Greens?
  • PKMKII PKMKII 14h ago 100%

    Apparently my state only has the two pseudo-state parties on the ballot so I’ll write in PSL

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  • I'm an alcoholic because the pope is woke
  • PKMKII PKMKII 1d ago 100%

    It was the height of the Cold War. Tensions between the Soviet Union and the U.S. wer at the breaking point. Who struck first has been lost to history, but the devastation was quick and horrific. Moscow was leveled by a paratrooped legion of post-op transwomen. UwU readings in New York City reached levels not thought possible. A concentrated trans masculine strike on London left the Thames more testosterone than water. The records of what happened got even murkier when the Chinese launched an unexpected, simultaneous marine invasion of enbys into both the U.S. and Russia.

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  • This Comment is an All-Timer
  • PKMKII PKMKII 2d ago 100%

    A human being did not post that, that was posted by a fedora that gained sentience.

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  • It's quite telling that liberals have to defend Kamala by using hypotheticals
  • PKMKII PKMKII 2d ago 100%

    Which is particularly empty this election cycle as we’ve already had one Trump term where he had the house and the senate and a friendly judiciary. If he didn’t do it then, why would he do it now?

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  • Chat, are black people a capitalist conspiracy to propagandize mastodon users that their network is filled with annoying white reply guys?
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    MF thinks they’re a panopticon that’s observed anything that’s ever happened on Mastodon

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  • What's going to be your job on the hexbear compound?
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    Scaring off chasers harassing trans comrades

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  • Burning Palestinian children alive to stop Fascism
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    Who do you want doing the fascism, the bad orange man or the respectable fascists?

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  • In which a self-prclaimed "Progressive Zionist" calls out a Jewish person for celebrating Sinwar
  • PKMKII PKMKII 3d ago 100%

    Jerusalem Coffee House in Oakland, California. And it gets better:

    “We want to redirect the conversation to the fact that there’s a genocide,” [co-founder] Harara said, adding that he has lost relatives in the recent violence…

    Harara said online outrage amounts to “feelings being hurt because things are named things that you don’t like.”

    “Media sensationalism around our menu changes seeks to do one thing, and that is to demonize anything remotely Palestinian or anything remotely close to what we would consider Palestinian resistance,” he told The Standard on Wednesday.

    i-do

    Harara said he’s inspired by Oakland’s activist history, such as the work of the Black Panthers, and is committed to pushing for radical change in the community.

    waow-based

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  • OUR BIG WET BRAIN BOY OWNS BIDEN REPAIRED BRAIN
  • PKMKII PKMKII 3d ago 100%

    There’s some heavy duty “older relative calling you to go on aimlessly for forty minutes on several different topics you can’t keep track of but you’re pretty sure they’re being racist” vibes here.

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  • Wholesome: Cybertruck illegally parked in handicapped space is towed in a way that destroys it.
  • PKMKII PKMKII 3d ago 100%

    First off, lol

    Second, that seems like a major design flaw given the possibility of something exactly like this happening. Was it that difficult to disengage whatever the mechanism is when it’s not running?

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  • Groomz wants to destroy workers' rights just because he doesn't like 'activists'
  • PKMKII PKMKII 3d ago 100%

    The industry is already laying off thousands, if they wanted the workers with green hair gone they’d have done it already

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  • He’s so unbelievably dumb.
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    I’m sure the Israeli embassy to the U.S. is a very reliable, non-biased source on the wealth of Hamas’ leadership.

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  • Sinwar's last moments were captured by a drone and released by the IOF
  • PKMKII PKMKII 3d ago 100%

    The Biden administration is claiming this will bring the war closer to ending, as if this was the goal and not ethnic cleansing and genocide.

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  • Election interference 🤔
  • PKMKII PKMKII 4d ago 100%

    “Oh what’s that you’ve got on the telly, mate? Oh, a match of, handegg, a-hah-hah!”

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  • "Israel hasn't touched any women in 18 years"
  • PKMKII PKMKII 4d ago 100%

    “I really have qualms about you beating that old lady up,” I say to him as I hand him a pair of brass knuckles.

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  • I support this, this is my politics
  • PKMKII PKMKII 4d ago 100%

    New Zealand was like “We’re sick and tired of your sheep jokes, Australia.”

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  • (cw: transphobia) So like... whats the angle here?
  • PKMKII PKMKII 5d ago 100%

    Sadly, libs think pointing this out will make chuds go “Hmmm I hate trans people and Trump said bad thing about trans people, but he also did nice thing for trans people, guess I’ll vote for the person saying nice things about trans people.”

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  • Jerry Seinfeld retracts claim that the extreme left is ruining comedy: 'It's not true'
  • PKMKII PKMKII 5d ago 100%

    Cool, now he can work on a stand up routine that isn’t recycling mediocre bits that were last biting and timely during the Nixon administration.

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  • literally the meme
  • PKMKII PKMKII 5d ago 100%

    Monarchism

    Make Free Speech Legal

    Yes, monarchism, a political economy renowned for always respecting free speech

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  • https://youtu.be/fXhbti5SneE

    First off, no that’s just his handle it’s not literally a dog playing Tetris. Rebirth happens at about the 1:21 mark. It’s absolutely insane that the first killscreen happened less than a year ago and back then rebirth seemed like a pipe dream. Not just the endurance and skill, but knowing all the unique, unseen situations he needed to avoid in the higher levels in order to not trigger a killscreen. And some of those levels have a lot of conditions that will trigger one. For those unaware of what this means: because of the way NES Tetris is programmed, eventually the levels will functionally loop back around to level zero again. Hence why the speed suddenly goes from hyper speed to beginner mode.

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    www.aljazeera.com

    >Workers had sought a 40 percent wage rise, the restoration of a defined-benefit pension plan axed in 2014, and a stronger guarantee that future production would not be moved out of the Seattle region.

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    I saw some dope field caps of the North Vietnamese army, but the only listing I could find was an original that had already sold, and searching for “Vietnam hat” just gets me a bunch of boomer participation trophies.

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    "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearNE
    neurodiverse PKMKII 2mo ago 100%
    This Is Why You Can’t Get ADHD Treatment
    https://youtu.be/eRPeU1DYOWA
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    https://todon.nl/@MxAlba/112987311774530933

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    www.vox.com

    >Take the World Wildlife Fund, or WWF, a green giant with over $600 million in assets. WWF and McDonald’s are both founding members of the beef roundtable, and later, the two worked together on other beef-related projects. In fact, that inaugural conference in 2010 was officially titled the World Wildlife Fund Global Conference on Sustainable Beef. (WWF has helped to found similar industry roundtables for poultry and soy — most of which is fed to farmed animals — and a certification program for seafood.) >For its collaboration, McDonald’s makes sure WWF is well compensated; from 2015 to 2022, the company donated $4.5 to $9 million to WWF-US. >From 2017 to 2022, WWF-US brought in approximately $12 million to $28.6 million from various meat, dairy, seafood, fast food, restaurant, and grocery companies, including Tyson Foods, Cargill, Burger King, Costco, Walmart, Red Lobster, Chobani, and Dairy Management Inc., a dairy trade group.

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    You hate having to deal with an automated voice recognition system when calling customer service? Well we put it in an app and called it AI and now you piggies love it. That’s right, eat your slop.

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    www.aljazeera.com

    > A judge in the United States has ruled that Google spent billions of dollars to create an illegal monopoly for its search engine, exploiting its dominance to squash competition and stifle innovation. >Monday’s landmark decision that Google broke antitrust law marks the first major success for US authorities taking on the dominance of Big Tech, which has come under fire from across the political spectrum. > “The court reaches the following conclusion: Google is a monopolist, and it has acted as one to maintain its monopoly,” US District Judge Amit Mehta wrote in his 277-page ruling.

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    I mean, the name of the guy they follow means “I suspicious” in French.

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    https://pluralistic.net/2024/07/25/accountability-sinks/#work-harder-not-smarter

    >But bosses' resemblance to toddlers doesn't end with their credulity. A toddler's path to getting that eye-height candy-bar goes through their exhausted parents. Your boss's path to realizing the productivity gains promised by an AI salesman runs through you. >A new research report from the Upwork Research Institute offers a look into the bizarre situation unfolding in workplaces where bosses have been conned into buying AI and now face the challenge of getting it to work as advertised: >https://www.upwork.com/research/ai-enhanced-work-models >The headline findings tell the whole story: >* 96% of bosses expect that AI will make their workers more productive; > * 85% of companies are either requiring or strongly encouraging workers to use AI; > * 49% of workers have no idea how AI is supposed to increase their productivity; > * 77% of workers say using AI decreases their productivity.

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    [Linky](https://x.com/stephensemler/status/1811214427674288470)

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    www.independent.co.uk

    > Also docked to the space station is SpaceX’s Crew Dragon capsule that ferried four astronauts to the ISS in March, and a **Russian Soyuz capsule** that delivered three others in September. Stich acknowledged that at least one of those vehicles could provide an alternative ride home for Wilmore and Williams. ![joker-amerikkklap](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.hexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2F9b8b9160-7d3b-45a8-8c9d-33b52d9bc32f.png "emoji joker-amerikkklap")

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