Comrade grocery store line guy, welcome to the Home of Sexuals. We have blanket forts and (optional, consentual) snuggles. It fuckin rules.

What's difficult to understand? I can feel enmity for two different people, for different reasons, at the same time.

do the opposite of what wall street wants, problem solved.

It doesn't actually matter what the economic problem is, this is nearly always the solution.

habibi

I still have no idea what that means, but I get called that when I pick up my order at the Palestinian kebab shop. I just assumed it meant "bro" or "buddy" or something. I always just respond with, "thanks, brother (or other pronoun, depending on who's got my heart attack wrap in a bag)".

hahahaha penis

um, excuse me, but as a white man, this makes me feel empathy

UNACCEPTABLE!

As with all garbage scam ads, for time immemorial, they are garbage on purpose. Why waste your time with vaguely credulous people, when you can narrow it down to the most vulnerable and incredulous population possible?

You don't fall for the obvious scam because you aren't the target. Your grandpa, or your neurodiverse friend, are the target.

I make chili and cornbread in industrial vats. We tell you that it's vegan, but the beanis are actually the ground up remains of beanis posters from badposting.

(I'm kidding, of course. Making Jeff Bezos see my hog is a feature of AWS, not a defect.)

It really depends on how many devices you're talking about. Two is infinitely better than zero, but not ideal. If you've got several devices at several locations syncing files, I don't see how that's much worse than a cloud service. And amazon can't look at my Weiner pics that way.

It's like that theory with a cat in a box. I cannot for the life of me remember that cat's name.

The Predator. They made a movie about outdoor cats.

I'm just glad that Dean was replaced by a man with a clearly electable personality: that volleyball with Tom Hanks' handprint on it made to look like a lil smiley face.

I figured the EverQuest livestream would have sealed the deal, but I suppose I'm not hip to what the young 18 year old males are jiving and swing dancing to these days.

I cannot disagree.

Turning my brain off to global affairs once or twice a week is essential to my sanity.

Thanks for the heads up. I'll queue up some Party Rock Anthem for today's poop music instead.

@Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net

I got a very lovely haircut, and he told me:

Middle of the face is neutral territory. Ears to cheeks, wrapping around the head, you should generally buzz that down pretty short. Taper the hair up and forward, but respect where natural hair parts lay. I usually get the top cut down to around a bit over an inch in the front for styling purposes, and very slightly shorter going back.

If you are fortunate enough to have a beard, taper it down and forward, to either show off, or mask, where your jawline is. But it should present like you got a strong jaw.

I don't know if that's helpful for your situation, but that's what my guy told me. Lebanese guy, committed anarchist, and I don't know how he reconciles that with owning a barber shop, but I cannot deny the man's talent.

He cuts my (trans-masc) son's hair, and it looks pretty good.

I am going to be eternally amused by Cities Skylines players/developers realizing that their Perfect Capitalism Simulation... fucking sucks for almost everyone. Including the person ostensibly "in-charge" of the project.

Is there an audio transcript of this interview somewhere? I've got a reading list of theory longer than [insert extremely long thing here], and I don't want to waste my precious reading time on stupid assholes.

Maybe I'll listen to it when I'm doing more important things. Like taking a shit.

'the age of extinction is supported by theguardian.org'

Also, if you were to take the final monologue, and put the text "THIS IS WHAT AMERICANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE" under it, it would actually become really funny.

Imagine if those two credulous dipshits were self-aware enough to link Scientology and Mormonism to America, the place that birthed those cults.

That would have been a hell of a film.