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  • TotallynotJessica TotallynotJessica 2h ago 100%

    "It just works"

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  • TotallynotJessica TotallynotJessica 2h ago 100%

    Not really. HRT can save follicles on the brink, but it can't revive them.

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  • Like an abusive relationship?
  • TotallynotJessica TotallynotJessica 4h ago 100%

    It's very gay, but it does feature manipulator behavior. The femcel protagonist tries to be friendly and people please in an effort to become "normal," but a bunch of girls crush on her. The hot rich girl tries to manipulate her into a relationship she doesn't want and sexually assaults her.

    Thankfully, the MC has a healthy relationship with this girl, despite her trauma. She just has intrusive thoughts like this.

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  • ![](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Flemmy.world%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2Fe4c592df-41f9-4f90-9dda-8c17ee8525ff.jpeg) _There’s No Freaking Way I’ll be Your Lover! Unless…_

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    Pit stop rule
  • TotallynotJessica TotallynotJessica 1d ago 100%

    It happens

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  • fake news?
  • TotallynotJessica TotallynotJessica 1d ago 100%

    I do too. They're named me and myself.

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  • TotallynotJessica TotallynotJessica 1d ago 100%

    More pre Trump. More than that pre 9/11. More than that pre Reagan. Farther back, there was more democracy for white people post Depression, and probably the most right around the Civil rights era. There has never been acceptable democracy in the US, but it has been a sliding scale of marginally democratic to basically none.

    Every bit of institutional democracy has cost blood, sweat, and tears. It's always easier for it to be a state of nature, where the average citizen has no real stake in the system beyond how it can ruin their lives or be exploited. When democracy becomes truly incapable of affecting the levers of power and only serves as a charade to quiet the peasants, that charade has a limited lifespan.

    People are only so stupid. It's far easier to cause significant damage as a single person than it used to be. Most of that damage isn't revolutionary action or resistance, just the natural consequence of there being no social contract. People act only out of self interest, and at our level of sensitive supply chains and systems, those in power need to fight harder to maintain control.

    Without some level of democracy and civil society, even those in ivory towers are less safe. They'll try tribalism and brutality, but eventually, the benefits of institutional democracy allow those providing some level of it to win out for a time. The cycle continues.

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  • TotallynotJessica TotallynotJessica 1d ago 100%

    It's a spectrum. We used to have a bit more of it, but now we have almost none.

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  • fake news?
  • TotallynotJessica TotallynotJessica 1d ago 100%

    I'm guessing a girls are people who aren't girls, ogirls are cis girls, and ugirls are underrated girls? Also, don't forget about ygirls!

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  • fake news?
  • TotallynotJessica TotallynotJessica 1d ago 100%

    Real 😣

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  • I strangely became a better driver 🤔
  • TotallynotJessica TotallynotJessica 1d ago 100%

    Ah yes, the enlightened motivation to transition :3

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  • Transgender models featured in Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
  • TotallynotJessica TotallynotJessica 2d ago 100%

    Update: Bigger Is Better shuts down as their sizes become most popular with plus sized women. "I just wanted big bahonk-a-honks." Gimblegork announced through tears. "I never expected that it would help underserved women."

    Amy Hamburg, a local transgender woman over 6 years into hormone therapy, noted how the bras were uncomfortable, but looked decent for the size. "There was a lack of sexy bras in my size, but these actually fit well enough to wear until my girlfriend threw them on the ground!"

    Samara Murphy, a women's fashion historian, noted how leaked company prototypes revealed why the company had to close its doors. "They originally tried smaller band sizes, but decided the market wasn't large enough for the desired cup volume. Apparently, Mr. Gimblegork didn't understand how sizing worked until it was already too late."

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  • Maybe it's because my mom is one of the best drivers I know. Maybe it's because I can better control the anger and stress that was responsible for 100% of my past mistakes. Regardless, I'm just happy to have never gotten a ticket, even now that I'm more bold 🥰

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  • TotallynotJessica TotallynotJessica 2d ago 100%

    Astrophysicists with PHDs and decades of experience: "It's big"

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  • TotallynotJessica TotallynotJessica 2d ago 100%

    Look at that sweet lil baby! They're gonna murder so many people when they grow up ❤

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  • TotallynotJessica TotallynotJessica 2d ago 100%

    The ruling class only hates sex when people use it for enjoyment instead of creating more workers.

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  • help :3
  • TotallynotJessica TotallynotJessica 2d ago 100%

    Sorry guys, I have to put an end to this. I have a full hazmat suit and a cattle-prod, so don't come near me. Don't even think about it!

    I need to contain this, or all the fediverse is in danger. The bottom energy of this instance is too much. You're all so adorable. I just wish I could...

    WAIT! This suit was supposed to keep me safe! You all are just so sweet <3 I can't...

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    :3

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  • _Kare to Kanojo no Sentaku_

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    time to do some tests
  • TotallynotJessica TotallynotJessica 3d ago 100%

    Aperture Science!

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  • TotallynotJessica TotallynotJessica 3d ago 100%

    It's also important to prevent needing to kill people in the first place. If you can lessen the desire for crime by ensuring everyone has enough, police will become less necessary. If you can convince someone to stop doing something bad, you shouldn't need to kill them.

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  • _How Do I Get Together With My Childhood Friend?_

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    Don't drive distracted. Liveleak convinced me to drive safe more than anything else. Your body is fragile and your life is finite. Just ride public transit if you want to enslave virtual animals. If you go by bus, you can probably hatch eggs!

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    Sometimes, it's not rainbow enough here 😣

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    From _Like, Share, & Subscribe_

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    Shamelessly stolen from _Adachi to Shimamura_

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    From _I Love Amy_

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