Holy frijoles!

Trump has a diary where he keeps records off all of the famous dicks he's seen or heard of.

Alternate comment: Trump can't keep track of what black man he nearly died in a helicopter crash with, but Arnold Palmer's dong lives rent free in his head.

I gave a fact; that he was having an affair with an older woman who died shortly after the book was published. You are the one who claims that he was upset about child marriage. When we talk about people making things up, let's remember who is basing their posts in facts, and who is basing them in unrelated conjecture.

Here's my "theory". He was having an affair with a woman, and like all hypocrites, he wanted to feel as though it was something that others were guilty of, too. So, he had a woman who, at the end of her life, is having regrets about their relationship. Lewis is upset that she doesn't like their relationship anymore, and he vilifies her and in his writing says that she's not getting into heaven because she's an adultress.

Do I have any proof? No. Do you? No, also. However, this is based on real events that happened to him, and your idea is just "well, maybe he was into child marriage."

He was having an affair with a woman almost 30 years older than himself, and she died in 1951. I would lean more towards him being upset about something between them, than supposed pedophilia.

Ernest Scared Stupid us up for free on YouTube right now, so, go watch it.

They get to do this once, because it's adorable. The second time, I'm honking my horn.

Lots of times when me and KG are watching

All the fucking shit that goes down at City Hall

We get the feeling we should fuck shit up

Yeah, we should fucking start a riot

A riot!

And the song continues to tell about the destruction of the government, with the implication that previous leaders are dead. It's obviously a joke song, and when KG made the joke on stage it should have been taken just the same, but Hollywood Jack stepped in and thought about all of the movie deals he was gonna miss out on... like fucking Minecraft... Yeah. I love Jack, and I wish him the best, but I am on KG's side, and if they haven't fixed this shit on a personal level, and Kage comes out with some shit about Jack sucking, I'm gonna wave goodbye to the D.

Who gave Yoda a Tunnel Snake makeover?

If you advocate for WW3 to boost the economy, I'd enjoy watching your slow, painful, public execution.

She has to be standing on an apple box or something...

My favorite is butter pecan.

Offerman is too typecast, but I think he's a better fit.

I can hear the switches flipping...

I'd bet that this is massively lopsided with children's programming just running on a loop for 10 hours a day.

Amazon is losing the plot with their kindle device cost. I appreciate the forward thinking, but what market is this trying to reach?

I went so hard on this game when early access first released that I had to uninstall it and force myself to wait until the full release so I don't burn myself out. It's so much goddamned fun, though.

That was my thought. I'm getting away from the crowd and the loud music. Can I smoke up there? If so, I might have to ask if it's available to rent.

The Pass Go thing came from a friend of the family that came over for Christmas dinner one year. It went from $100 to $300 once all the properties were bought, and the reason was "so everyone can afford to land on hotel spaces." So, yeah, completely defeating the point of late stage of the game.

"Hey babe, come over, we can watch a scary movie for Halloween."

"What movie?"

"Event Horizon."

"Oh, I've never seen it, what's it about?"

This is it! Everyone I've ever met that hates monopoly doesn't play by the rules. They don't auction, they put all the money under free parking, and I've even had some people that increase the $100 when you pass go once all of the properties are bought. Of course you hate the game, you've been playing it wrong.