I've got two jobs because hustle culture

hello i work at the volcel factory

Christ, what a fuckin loser

Imagine, if you will, a spicy meatball!

Imagine being this fucking pathetic

I've heard it said that "the only intuitive interface is the nipple" and I think about that a lot

The music slaps

Sometimes ya just gotta have a lil dookie borger

I want to love NMS so much but I always hit a cliff and get really bored of seeing the same things over and over

beans and kale

making all the presidential candidates in to an oversized "executive getting along" shirt

Body Type Penis is paid DLC

it's moments like this that make me realize maybe I'm not such a big fuckup after all

cathode ray tube nose

Trick question: libs aren't capable of such introspection

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It's all about having a good posting mindset

GOOD cop

Hell yeah