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this is a family decision and you should consult your cats
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19h ago
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I know this is easier said than done, but my preferred first step would've been to ask other tenants to help harass building management into installing lockable indoor bike racks. It's probably not gonna get anything done in itself, but it'll help get other people involved and thinking about the issue, because I bet other cyclists would like to have some place safe to lock their bikes outside of their living spaces.
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1d ago
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why is amongus swinging its balls
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2d ago
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::: spoiler CW horny dick sucking factory :::
that's not the workplace, it's my job title
gramxi
7d ago
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somewhere there's a very sad person who couldn't make haggis because of a hole in their grocery bags
gramxi
1w ago
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Yes please. It's very offensive to the people of NATO
gramxi
2w ago
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meanwhile "wo men" in chinese means us, we, or our 
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2w ago
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cutieful
but if I had to pick one, cute
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2w ago
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I wish the recommendation question had the option to pick "yes and it's a little bit weird/embarrassing"
gramxi
2w ago
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Poland truly is a state of mind
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3w ago
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but he 6'1" tho
gramxi
3w ago
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He's electable IF YOU VOTE FOR HIM
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3w ago
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validating my decision of never uploading or allowing anyone to have anything with my face on it
Connecticut (AP) — "I just wanted to test something" were the only words that Hollywood luminary Bill Murray had for reporters on the morning of his arrest in connection to the tragic pickleball incident that nearly cost fellow actor Kevin Bacon his life. According to his estranged family, the 73-year-old *Groundhog Day* star had been acting erratically in the months leading up to the attack. "Every time I came to visit he just had this weird *Dominion* movie playing in the background non-stop," said a relative who wished to remain anonymous. Murray had recently been spotted attending PETA events, but members say no one in the organization has ever had even a conversation with the reclusive actor. One unimpressed activist stated "I tried making small talk with the guy, but he kept cutting me off going 'huh? huh? huh?' and yawning really loudly." Mr. Bacon remains in critical condition, and while his injuries are yet to be disclosed, a source within the hospital staff reported that they were shocked that someone could inflict so much damage with a pickleball paddle.
ACCESS HOLLYWOOD - During an interview with the renowned Darth Vader actor regarding his role as a consultant of Disney's upcoming *Mufasa*, the film crew on set became abuzz as Mr. Jones' pockets began ringing profusely. "What on Earth are you talking about?" uttered in the smooth rumbling voice of the flabbergasted Academy Award-winning actor. After consoling his loved ones over the phone, James returned to the interview and simply exclaimed "Nobody checks for fake news these days!"
It's Goon O'Clock Somewhere
shut up Kusolini
