Listen pal, I may have lost my freakishly long legs in the War of 2012, but I still have one thing you'll never have: a soul!

Meh

And freckles!

Wait a minute, Xena can’t fly!

Pizza, uh, finds a way

MTG is probably just jealous

Yeah it’s bullshit. One side was entirely white supremacists because that’s what the Unite the Right rally was

I’m pretty sure he says fuck in every episode he’s on

Trump claims he only used to be racist 40 years ago

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2024/09/10/us/elections/trump-harris-attacks-debate-tracker.html

I think this is what you should be looking at, which is at 82%

https://caniuse.com/mdn-css_properties_align-content_block_context

Oh, that's hot. There isn’t a man alive who wouldn't be turned on by that.

Well, goodbye.

I heard a stupid mnemonic that helps me out

Underpaid? Medicaid

Gray hair? Medicare

It mentions it in the giant table. The citation takes you to a page where they mention it in passing

Normal body temperature can vary up to 2°F in a 24 hour period. According to the Guinness Book of World Records (New York: Bantam books, 2000, p. 263), the person with the highest body temperature who lived to tell about it is Willie Jones. On July 10, 1980, Mr. Jones was admitted to the hospital with heatstroke. His temperature was 115.7°F (46.5°C). After 24 days in the hospital, he was discharged. Body temperatures of 109°F can be fatal.  (Statistic from Prevention's Giant Book of Health Facts, 1991.)

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To be fair, Gallagher didn’t give you enough room

If only this image were as sweet as you, sir

Hymns here! Get ‘em while they’re holy!

As for Science versus Religion, I'm issuing a restraining order. Religion must stay 500 yards from Science at all times

CEREMOEIES

You’re not president!