Real big brain hours
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    regul
    2d ago 100%

    Oh well if assassinating Sinwar is equivalent to assassinating bin Laden then we have nothing to worry about. Hamas will control a united Palestine in about 7 years or so.

    Thank you, Joe Biden, for giving me hope in this dark time.

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  • Election interference 🤔
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    regul
    3d ago 100%

    Imagine you're a Pennsylvania swing voter (a complete numbskull) and a Starmerite knocks on your door to tell you, "Wot wot ol' chap. It would be right bloody brilliant if you voted for Kamala, love!"

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  • Jerry Seinfeld retracts claim that the extreme left is ruining comedy: 'It's not true'
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    regul
    4d ago 100%

    He's clearly trying to reconnect with younger audiences. Maybe he could demonstrate how hip he is by dating someone younger? Maybe a 17 year-old? Just spit-balling here.

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  • please do it
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    regul
    5d ago 100%

    Actual Dem voters have been begging her to put any daylight between herself and Biden since she replaced him in the race and her best effort was "I'd have a Republican in my cabinet."

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  • www.opb.org

    Biden reversing course to final-days-of-Trump-presidency policy making it open season on endangered keystone species gray wolves.

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    Fun anecdote from the article about a _previous_ merger one of these companies did: >Washington seeks to avoid the situation it found itself in a decade ago, when Albertsons bought the Safeway chain. To satisfy regulators concerned about that deal's potential impact on supermarket competition and consumers, Albertsons sold 146 stores to Haggen, a small grocery chain based in Bellingham, Washington. >But Haggen struggled with the expansion. Within six months, it had closed 127 stores — including 14 in Washington — and laid off thousands of workers. Haggen sold its remaining stores to Albertsons in 2016. Now, 10 Haggen stores in Washington are on the list to be sold if the merger happens. Look at the math on that little offer they did to make the merger more palatable. lmao

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    https://archive.is/6Mg1g

    You've heard about the beautiful boaters, but have you heard about the beautiful fliers?

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    https://twitter.com/carterforva/status/1811346005029241116

    Y'all discarded them for something I don't remember, but anyway, good for them!

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    https://archive.is/xZzII

    I knew it wasn't going to happen, because libs refuse to ever do anything good, but I figured it would be Adams, not Hochul.

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    It was a cute movie. Not sure why it's bombing.

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    www.opb.org

    "You're owned by China!" "That's disinformation, like the DemocRATs use against Presinald Trunt!"

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    web.archive.org

    Apparently this is all the rage in Germany (and China) where you can buy a kit at the supermarket for 500-600EUR and then you simply hang the solar panels over your balcony and plug them in to a wall outlet to reduce your net usage. I was trying to do research on why we don't have this in the US and it doesn't seem like there are any particularly good reasons for it other than sclerotic response to "new" technology. Seems like an incredibly cool idea to make apartment dwelling even more sustainable. non-archive link: https://www.dw.com/en/mini-plug-in-solar-panels-are-they-worth-it/a-66240262

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    Not mentioned in the title: he was snorting confiscated fent. Also this is a cop from the town all the Proud Boys who came to Portland in 2020 live in. Anyway, happy Friday! ![officer-down](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/4c1735b9-1b09-4231-8b12-df2b6fa111fc.png "emoji officer-down")

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