Holyhandgrenade 2d ago • 77%
Me reading most of the headline: yay!
Me reading the last two words of the headline: oh for fucks sake
Holyhandgrenade 6d ago • 100%
The fools! I plunder their treasures and all they ask in return is to observe the small plastic rectancle I keep in my pocket! And then they let me take the rectangle with me as well!
Holyhandgrenade 6d ago • 100%
I have a Bachelor's degree in Philosophy and I found myself loving Russell and Mill because there's no pompousness to their writing. A lot of philosophers use very flowery language that's hard to parse, but Russell just gets straight to the point, clear as day.
In my opinion, philosophy should be written clearly so anyone can understand it (looking at you, Heidegger)
Holyhandgrenade 4w ago • 100%
In a more direct way, there is video evidence of Israeli soldiers delivering briefcases full of money to Hamas leaders. Netanyahu and his cronies want Hamas to be in charge of Palestine, because the last thing he needs is a competent and legitimate Palestinian government.
Holyhandgrenade 4w ago • 100%
The "telephone call" was what did it for me.
Holyhandgrenade 1mo ago • 100%
This would only work if Republicans cared at all about logic, which they absolutely fucking don't
Holyhandgrenade 1mo ago • 100%
My mind immediately goes to the Ferengi whenever someone says "females" about women.
Holyhandgrenade 1mo ago • 100%
When I was 19, a girl told me at a party that I was the coolest guy in school. I was just flattered by the compliment and when I told my girlfriend about it later she said "Yeah she was totally hitting on you".
I was like "Nah! Her? No way!"
Years later, I randomly thought about it and went "oh my god, she was hitting on me!"
Holyhandgrenade 1mo ago • 70%
Only because people couldn't be bothered with learning the over-under cable coiling method.
Holyhandgrenade 1mo ago • 100%
I vape and I think these disposable vapes are an obscene waste that should not exist. Just get a decent mod, it's cheaper in the long run anyway
Holyhandgrenade 2mo ago • 100%
I quit my job yesterday cause it fucking sucked.
I'm sad because no money but that place was a hellhole and it was making me miserable.
I need this encouragement bro
Holyhandgrenade 2mo ago • 91%
Homeless people are just losers who lost the game of Capitalism, their punishment is just and necessary for them to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and start a Fortune 500 company
/s
Holyhandgrenade 2mo ago • 100%
These are all the questions my girlfriend asks me all the time and I give her the deer-in-the-headlights look.
I really need her in my life lol
Holyhandgrenade 2mo ago • 100%
I'll be dead in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missouri!
Holyhandgrenade 2mo ago • 100%
My girlfriend also listens to prog metal so we take each other's virginity every time we have sex
Holyhandgrenade 2mo ago • 98%
Wait until you hear about banks lol
They open after everyone's at work and close before anyone finishes work
Because fuck you, that's why
Holyhandgrenade 2mo ago • 100%
I finally know what inspired that weird Futurama episode!
Holyhandgrenade 2mo ago • 100%
Maybe it's similar to how tree sap tastes different after you've boiled it down to syrup?
Maple sap has a pleasant, very mildly sweet flavor whereas maple syrup is the greatest thing on earth.
Holyhandgrenade 2mo ago • 94%
I'm not sure I completely agree. Yes there's always been silly popcorn movies and genuine, thoughful works of art, but the problem is that the movies that focus less on spectacle and more on story and characters, tend to barely scrape by at the box office.
People pretty much only go to the cinema to see big-budget spectacles nowadays, when back in the day you'd go see lots of different types of movies.
Oppenheimer was the exception to the rule. It was such a breath of fresh air because it was a serious drama with barely any spectacle, but people actually went to see it. I see it as a sign of changing times. Marvel movies are increasingly flopping, and people crave sincerity in cinema again. I have nothing against silly comic book movies, but I don't want those to be the only type of movie I see.
And a perfect song as well!
Then he found a thimble solution