The Profane Globohomos.

Has a nice ring to it.

Americans are scared of profanity.

I read that in Kerrigan's voice.

The dark vegan. Eats only food that causes as much suffering as possible.

You missed a spot at the bottom.

I don't think reflexes were involved here, more likely it was lucky arm positioning at the right time. But what do I know? I wasn't quite there to witness it.

And here we go...

From the director of Bad Taste comes a movie with no taste at all.

I love it. You know how Team America has the record for the longest vomiting scene in a puppet movie? It had to be this long to just barely beat Meet the Feebles.

Is he a priest or a monk?

Calm down, Zeno.

Polar bears are responsible for the ice caps disappearing.

(the ones that spin two “interlocking” things might do decently)

Can confirm, they do.

Here's a reminder to sign this initiative if you are a citizen of EU and spread the word about it everywhere if you are not!

Chess puzzles make me feel dumb but I've been really enjoying chessguessr lately.

I think it's a three-eyed alien crying.

The scary part is that this comic is 15 years old.

Fuck yeah!

And it's rarely wrong to do so!

Where?! I don't see it, it's just a single picture...

I was added on some april fool's day years ago. It accepts a whole bunch of commands. Obvious ones like "prev", "next" and "random" to go through the comics, and more obscure ones like "sudo make me a sandwich".