PineapplePartisan 1y ago • 77%
Fake Rolex Explorer and a shitty clone two-tone pistol. That’s the bodega owner’s special.
PineapplePartisan 1y ago • 100%
Nope, not even close. How the other 0.5% live.
PineapplePartisan 1y ago • 100%
I’m not sure how many bands even sit in the widely known and also disliked by most Venn diagram. The only example I can even think of is Phish, which I can’t stand but I know a guy who lives his whole life around their touring schedule.
PineapplePartisan 1y ago • 100%
Eichhörnchenimbisszeitregen
PineapplePartisan 1y ago • 100%
Regex filtering, so I can add “Reddit”.
PineapplePartisan 1y ago • 75%
I sure wish the Reddit-obsessed would stick to their Reddit community. I am so sick of hearing about that place.
PineapplePartisan 1y ago • 100%
Heh. I love the standard joke too. In my case I was an adult visiting the equivalent of a “dude ranch” during Stampede in Calgary. Maybe camp was the wrong term, as people probably envision Wet Hot American Summer style camp for kids.
PineapplePartisan 1y ago • 100%
Jessica. Because we got it on on a blanket under a warm starry night at summer camp.
PineapplePartisan 1y ago • 100%
People have been having sex in the backs of taxis and Ubers for decades. That’s with another human in there. I suspect more people are willing to do stuff in a car when they feel like they are alone (they are being recorded on video). Especially inebriated people who are headed somewhere to have sex anyway.
PineapplePartisan 1y ago • 100%
This also presumes that aspects of the root cause are changeable. I grew up with a guy who became an incel in the pure sense, not political sense.
The poor guy was hit with the ugly stick very badly, and then had an accident that left him partially disabled.
When puberty hit and everyone became horny assholes, he had a double whammy of being a horny asshole too, but getting ignored (at best) or out-right derision from the teen girls he expressed interest in. He was also self-aware enough to both know that he was a hypocrite because he only wanted to date an attractive woman, and that he understood that goes both ways (societally and biologically) so he went into a cycle of vocal self-loathing.
You can guess the rest. Those behaviors compounded and altered his personality to the point he was no longer the happy go lucky ugly ass dude and was now the guy who was just as ugly on the inside as the outside and no one wanted to be around that negativity.
I have no idea what happened to him after college as I never went back to my HS town after my parents moved away from it. I would like to think he is doing better with age and therapy, but I doubt it.
PineapplePartisan 1y ago • 66%
And the logo is a scorpion for some reason?
PineapplePartisan 1y ago • 100%
I also fell asleep in the third quarter, but google tells me it was a 19-3 win for the Red Stallions.
Steh auf!
PineapplePartisan 1y ago • 100%
I’ve been in multiple fantasy football leagues over the years that have had teams named “Orange Line Jumper”.
PineapplePartisan 1y ago • 100%
I am checking into a game time bot that will update a post in real-time. Not sure it will be ready this week.
PineapplePartisan 1y ago • 100%
I guess Gregg Williams was inspired by Ted Lasso and went to England?
PineapplePartisan 1y ago • 98%
No, but doctors are generally empathetic people. When I turned 45, I needed the exam for the first time. When I was bottomless and bent over the table, I told my doctor that I was very nervous about it.
He said to just try and relax and he placed a hand on my right should to reassure me. When the exam started, I said I was still nervous and so he placed his other hand on my other shoulder to continue to reassure me.
PineapplePartisan 1y ago • 20%
It’s one more, isn’t it?
PineapplePartisan 1y ago • 100%
I always wonder how long a fresh coat of paint stays clean there. Every picture I’ve seen has moldy and flaking paint.
PineapplePartisan 1y ago • 100%
Is Mattlanta going to be a thing again? I’m here for it.
I keep seeing people post puns as dad jokes. Worse yet, sometimes it’s just words that sort of sound like other words and aren’t even puns. Look, we know the seminal dad joke is: Kid: “I’m gay” Dad: “Hi Gay, I’m Dad!” I will endeavor to bring a better variety of dad jokes to the community, and I hope you shall as well.
Maybe he will decide to do us all a favor and hold out.
Driving to camp a local radio station was doing one of those fake call-in drama segments. My 12yo asked what I thought about the situation. I explained that those segments are fake and that the “callers” are local improv artists or out of work actors. After listening to the segment, my 12yo said”You can tell by their fake radio voice”. When we got to camp the first thing said after hellos was “Did you know those radio call in shows are fake?!”. I guess the tweens have a topic for the day.
Clickbait title aside, this is good news as it seems Pitts’ MCL repair and rehab is complete.
Episode: QB Rankings and Playcallers with Jourdan Rodrigue. Aside from the Ridder chat, a funny aside about Shanahan being able to coach Natalie Portman up to NFL starter standards.
Glad to see that our front office is remaining a class act now that "Quarterbacks" is out and outlets are looking for quote fodder. Nothing really new in here, except maybe the disconnect about the discussion about MM getting his leg surgery. I think it all worked out for everyone in the end.
I've been hearing about this show for a while, mostly via ads on NFL podcasts that I listen to. Has anyone actually watched it yet? Knowing how crazy some of the games were last season, I suspect there is some juicy stuff in there from the Falcons. I just want to see what people think before deciding whether or not to dive into the series.
I am still working through fediverse communities to curate my subscribed experience. As such, I still like to look at Local/All feeds to get ideas for additional subs. While doing that, there are many topics/communities that just aren’t relevant to me. I would like to be able to preemptively block them rather than have to manually click into their community to block them. Does the fediverse support regex use to block? I can’t find it anywhere. For example, if I don’t want to see anything related to “Bork” I would like to be able to use that regex to block all the “Bork” related communities (Bork, ActualBork, BorkinSmork, SmolBork, BorkCirclejerk, etc. ). Is this possible?
Buried in this story about new luxury boxes is the very important news that MB hot dog prices will be lowered to $1.50. I guess Blank finally went to a Costco.
It was refreshing to see a take the recognized just how bad Mariota’s passing fame was and that it affected the young star players last year. Especially as they saw the improvement with Ridder in the final four games. I don’t believe in year to year momentum, but it is a good indicator that the front office is not just blowing smoke by sticking with Ridder as a Tannehill-esque upside for Ridder.
Two teams enter. One team gets to break the streak by winning. Right now, the Falcons have a healthy overall win record against the Panthers. Especially at home. Let’s hope that trend continues this season.