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  • Tixanou Tixanou 1d ago 100%

    Iam in PAIN but remove the and add TS to the endTS

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  • "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearSH
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    Aliens of Lemmy, what does it feel like to watch alien movies? Do you think they're accurate?
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    https://youtu.be/QebpXFM1ha0

    An interesting video about how the North Korean Government recruits people from outside the country through Discord

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    Rulesons
  • Tixanou Tixanou 1w ago 78%

    Omg same, I swear people just seem to have forgotten him for some reason...

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  • There are no bugs in Lemmy. Only happy accidents.
  • Tixanou Tixanou 1w ago 100%

    i love eating mosquitoes

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    [urgent] does the 5 second rule apply to soup?
  • Tixanou Tixanou 4w ago 100%

    Yes it does

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    Lemmy Shitpost Tixanou 1mo ago 97%
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    A Minecraft Movie | Teaser
  • Tixanou Tixanou 2mo ago 100%

    The proportions are weird (everyone is much taller than 2 blocks), the extremely saturated world looks weird, the green-screen looks awful, why the hell is Jack Black Steve

    This genuinely looks very cheap

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  • Tixanou Tixanou 2mo ago 100%

    this is me rn
    1355331549061

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  • Tixanou Tixanou 2mo ago 60%

    I see where you're coming from, and while I agree that Jesus was born in Bethlehem and that Rome ruled over Spain, I still feel that connecting them doesn't quite work for me. The geographical link is there, but the historical and cultural contexts are pretty different imo

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  • Tixanou Tixanou 2mo ago 100%

    Actually yeah you're right i'm sorry, here's the sources:

    2 - https://youtu.be/E_JKBxgeNpk
    3 - https://youtu.be/Nqbn_2vPuH4
    4 - https://youtu.be/oepZEt8Xybw
    6 - https://youtu.be/HJCOqDMim4E

    I didn't find videos for the 1st and the 5th but the 5th can be found here https://runrun.es/investigacion/287990/las-54-frases-mas-celebres-de-maduro-para-festejar-su-cumpleanos/?tztc=1 and here https://citas.in/frases/2017221-nicolas-maduro-mucha-coincidencia-que-maten-a-alguien-y-al-dia-si/

    and the 1st apparently is from Brooke Shields??? I swear I read somewhere that it was Maduro who said that... it does sound like something Maduro would say though... anyway...

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  • Tixanou Tixanou 2mo ago 71%

    You can find a couple of yt videos of these by searching for "nicolas maduro frases graciosas" or something

    But yeah, they're (sadly) real

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  • Tixanou Tixanou 2mo ago 71%

    Kinda, yeah

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  • Tixanou Tixanou 2mo ago 97%

    Here's a few other phrases i really like from him:

    Smoking kills you, and if you die you have lost a very important part of your life.

    The cold war of 1715

    What is a gremlin? It's a monster that hates christmas

    The 35 hours of the day

    It is too much of a coincidence that someone is killed and the next day he is dead.

    Jesus Christ was Palestinian and was crucified by the Spanish Empire

    ... Yeah, he's very intelligent, as you can see

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    What a waste of asphalt
  • Tixanou Tixanou 2mo ago 100%

    This confirms, once again, that Chile is the best country of Chile

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  • Amazon to replace Alexa with Anthropic’s Claude AI — and charge for it
  • Tixanou Tixanou 2mo ago 100%

    Did you know that one simple tip for turning your lights on is to use a smart home device or smart light bulbs? You can control them with your smartphone or voice commands through a virtual assistant, making it easy to turn your lights on and off without needing to physically flip a switch!

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    "oh? is my acting like a complete asshole offending you?"
  • Tixanou Tixanou 2mo ago 100%

    I prefer not offending anyone so I usually spread hatred towards people who don't actually exist, like the chilean.

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    Please don't ask why I need this. The food has to be something I can easily find. EDIT: Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason. EDIT 2: I lost. You guys purposefully made me poop I'm never doing this shit again

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    Video: https://youtube.com/watch?v=ttiPXRY1y7o Short: https://youtube.com/shorts/79JGM891Mlw This is hilarious lmao And apparently he's already made these kinds of ads before ![](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.postimg.cc%2FbNwVFMG9%2Fjsbdbdbxxb.png)

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    guys...
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