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Thank you

My mother actually died in a car wreck last week. We’re almost certain it was ambien related. Luckily there was no other people or vehicles involved.

Parkour?

Are you familiar with the .45-70 round?

Look at the gland end of any hydraulic cylinder.

Turns out he lived just a few miles from me. Please don’t judge all of Oklahoma for the transgressions of this one piece of shit.

I see you were in SE Oklahoma too.

Scott from Kentucky Ballistics is probably drooling over this.

I have a little dog named Carlos. Always called him Turd. Also Turdlos, Turd-boy, Turdle, and Turdley Von Turdlington.

Yes. It deployed two actually.

I deleted the app and reinstalled it. Problem solved.

Thanks, I’ll try that.

Allegedly…

Just as likely to find the fountain of youth inside my ass.

No. But they seems to like the squirrels and other rodents that chow on the corn that feeder spits out.