The water has waves!
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    WagnasT
    1w ago 100%

    Some of y'all are gunna learn today that on this same system there was StarWars Pod Racing, and you could use 2 controllers, one for each engine. You're welcome.

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  • You know who
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    WagnasT
    3w ago 100%

    If you lift it by the handlebars the platform is free to swivel around, the platform can swing unexpectedly fast, it prefers to be inside your ankle.

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  • really gotta be sure basic arithmetic didn't change
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    WagnasT
    3w ago 100%

    Your tongue does not use different parts to taste different things. They taught that shit at school, they had infographics and everything. Also food pyramid is false, carrots do not improve night vision and you most certainly use nearly all of your brain, though i will concede that MAGAs may be only using 10%. I use arch btw.

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  • Why do people from Stoneham merge on to I-93 at 25 mph?
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    WagnasT
    3w ago 100%

    I noticed that too! There's so many, I would have expected most out of state plates to be NH or NY or something but I see FL plates everywhere.

    I have a theory, a LOT of my coworkers have property in FL because they want to retire there, I think they're trying to evade taxes by claiming their FL property as their primary residence, may as well register their car there too.

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  • I just moved here from FL and this seems insane to me. Is this normal? They're going to get someone killed, the limit is 65 mph at that ramp. I wish it was like a one time thing but it's like every 3rd day I get stuck behind a different car that merges below 30 mph and then eventually will get up to speed a couple of miles down the road. Am I crazy?

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    Funniest answer wins!
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    WagnasT
    3w ago 97%

    He'd remove the lid of the toilet exposing the refill tubes, take the hose off the tube and use it as a bidet. Then he'd take the shower curtain and make an air tight seal over the toilet tank and poke a hole, he sits on the hole and makes a new air tight seal and starts flushing the toilet, this creates a slight vacuum effect causing the water on his man seal from the bidet to evaporate a bit faster than being exposed to the air. Then he stuffs the curtain into the toilet clogging it and breaks off the float in the tank, the room very slowly floods with water, right as he is about to run out of air he takes a deep breath and starts shoving on the door and with the water filling the room there is enough outward pressure for the door to fly open and both he and the bathroom attendant are able to escape.

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  • Anon listens to rock
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    WagnasT
    4w ago 100%

    I went to a Sevendust concert a couple weeks ago, i was really surprised that the crowd was mostly old guys like me. They were fucking awesome.

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  • MCAS: The debate over Question 2, an effort to drop the high school 'exit exam'
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    WagnasT
    4w ago 100%

    I've never taken the MCAS, I moved here from another state so I'm interested to see what y'all locals think about it. Based on my experience from other states I think they should remove the graduation requirement but still give the test to see where schools fall and see which ones need more support.

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  • Oh no, not again
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    WagnasT
    1mo ago 100%

    Whenever I feel this way I remember the inspiring words of Bingbong from Inside Out who said "I think it's gunna work this time" and "Take her to the moon for me".

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  • I'm already walking toward that pig slide that went viral, what other shenanigans should I experience in this town? edit: apparently i've been spelling Boston wrong.

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    cremposting WagnasT 1y ago 100%
    Welcome

    These words are accepted.

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