betterdeadthanreddit 16m ago • 100%
Future generations of Russians will gain immunity to fall damage once they weed out the ones still complying with the law of gravity.
betterdeadthanreddit 11h ago • 100%
And almost a full set of teeth between them.
betterdeadthanreddit 16h ago • 100%
These are unrelated things.
betterdeadthanreddit 16h ago • 100%
He'll take it to the ^taco^ supreme ^from^ ^the^ ^food^ court. Close enough, right?
betterdeadthanreddit 17h ago • 97%
I'm not entirely convinced that we need one Dakota, let alone two.
betterdeadthanreddit 1d ago • 100%
But if I probe a deer, they say I'm a deviant and put me on a list. Bullshit double standard.
betterdeadthanreddit 2d ago • 100%
Just put walls on there, problem solved.
betterdeadthanreddit 2d ago • 100%
No he can't but he'll do it anyway.
betterdeadthanreddit 4d ago • 100%
That's because it's a heart beet.
betterdeadthanreddit 4d ago • 94%
Not really a fair comparison since the average MAGA militiaman is larger than the U.S. Army.
betterdeadthanreddit 4d ago • 100%
Darn, I had tickets to that concert.
betterdeadthanreddit 5d ago • 100%
Probably, yeah, but he made those comics too.
betterdeadthanreddit 5d ago • 100%
The complainant said they were heard talking about how they did not know how to get money from their paycheck out of an ATM.
Might help if they had a stepladder so the kids can reach the keys.
betterdeadthanreddit 6d ago • 100%
I figure if things get bad enough that they'd want any of us fat, broken old(ish)-timers back, we'll see some new laws on the books making it possible.
betterdeadthanreddit 6d ago • 100%
If anyone becomes eligible for recall due to this discharge upgrade, it'd be a very small number and even then, there's next to no chance that they'd actually get called up. Can't rule it out entirely because something about a Sith and absolutes (and because I don't care to dig into the statistics) but realistically, it won't happen.
10 U.S.C. § 688 (Retired members: authority to order to active duty; duties)
...a member described in subsection (b) may be ordered to active duty by the Secretary of the military department concerned at any time.
(b) Covered Members.-Except as provided in subsection (d), subsection (a) applies to the following members of the armed forces:
(1) A retired member of the Regular Army, Regular Navy, Regular Air Force, or Regular Marine Corps.
(2) A member of the Retired Reserve who was retired under section 1293, 7311, 7314, 8323, 9311, or 9314 of this title.
(3) A member of the Fleet Reserve or Fleet Marine Corps Reserve.
(4) A retired member of the Space Force.
This section states that retirees of armed forces branches and reservists may be recalled to active duty. The thing about subsection (d) refers to a program where officers could choose to retire early so doesn't really come into play for what we're talking about. It's worth noting that a service member who completes their contract is not necessarily a retiree which is why the recall authority doesn't apply more broadly.
betterdeadthanreddit 7d ago • 100%
Can't help but hear/read this in the voice of Richard Ayoade (as Maurice Moss in "The IT Crowd") from the fire sketch.
betterdeadthanreddit 7d ago • 100%
Hey, it's me, that person. I think about that thing you said all the time but won't bring it up because it'd be awkward.
betterdeadthanreddit 1w ago • 100%
- Never
give your phone number to a web site.
Abstinence-only internet safety advice.
betterdeadthanreddit 1w ago • 98%
Somebody had to find out whether there really was a Mew under the truck in Red and Blue after all.
betterdeadthanreddit 1w ago • 100%
Careful Pinocchio, one more lie and she's going to start choking.
I was in the middle of something in another room and it occurred to me that this familiar expression could be adapted for ADHD: A watched pot never catches fire. Good reminder to exercise a little extra caution in the everyday tasks that get boring but are still dangerous if you get complacent. Driving, cooking, poking around in a running computer with screwdriver even though you know you should shut it off, that sort of thing. Now if you'll excuse me, I should get back to cooking breakfast before the "food is done" alarms start going off throughout the building.
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/3494377 > Took a while to get here, any ideas for what to do with it? [Edit: Image broke so I've hosted it elsewhere.]
Took a while to get here, any ideas for what to do with it? [Edit: Image broke so I've hosted it elsewhere.]
User [@soraya@lemmy.world](https://lemmy.world/u/soraya) (Soraya Pepe) is advertising a forum service as well as a booking site where you can order donuts* that they'll deliver to your hotel room. They are using bit.ly links to obscure links to their forum topics in community sidebars as well. These communities are [!free@lemmy.world](https://lemmy.world/c/free) and [!woman@lemmy.world](https://lemmy.world/c/woman). ::: spoiler Donuts* Probably not donuts. :::
[@comcreator@lemmy.world](https://lemmy.world/u/comcreator) has created 80+ communities here, most of which are empty save for a "Looking for moderators" post. Some have 0-3 posts which are nearly all from the creator and a couple have some regular user activity. I recognize that this may not be against the rules as long as it's not simply for the purpose of squatting on a name but is worth observing for future developments. It does not appear that this user intends to actively moderate since they're looking to hand those communities off as soon as they're created.
https://lemmy.world/u/HeGetsUs_ad / https://lemmy.world/c/hegetsus "He Gets Us" advertising campaign setting up on this instance. Edit: And it's gone. Thanks!
The image was in one of my old document folders alongside some saved image macros and things. Think he was called Candleman, Candlejack, Candlestick, something like that. I just don't remem-
[Note: The content of this post has been copied from /r/Pentesting in case users wish to continue the discussion during the reddit API price gouging blackout] [Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/Pentesting/comments/147193v/responder_and_ntlmrelayx/) **Responder and NTLMRelayx** >*/u/ j_relic* > >I’m practicing pentesting using Responder. I’ve watched a few videos on YouTube, but I’m having issues. My setup: Windows Server 2019 VM, Windows 10 VM, and the latest Kali. I used a video to create the vulnerable Active Directory Environment (YouTube, the Cyber Mentor). Responder version 3.1.3.0. > >I’ve been unable to capture hashes using LLMNR poisoning. Responder doesn’t send the LLMNR poisoned answer. In fact, the only answer it sends is MDNS. > >I’ve also been unable to capture hashes using SMB Relay Attacks (with Responder and ntlmrelayx). According to the video I used, I ran nmap to determine the smb version I have for Windows Server 2019. I have smb3 (3.1.1), and “message signing enabled but not required.” > >I made sure to modify any configurations within the Responder.conf file (according to the videos) as needed. Am I having these issues because SMB is version 3, and not 2 like in the videos? The videos are a few years old. > >Any help is appreciated. Thanks. I would like to exploit these types of issues within my homelab setup. > >>*/u/Danti1988* >> >>In your training environment, you don’t mention how you are generating traffic for responder to respond to. Set a scheduled task to map a network share that has an incorrect host name, dns will fail and fall back to netbios / llmnr and you will get a hash. >> >>>*/u/ j_relic* >>> >>>Hi sorry about that—according to the video, I tried entering an incorrect share. For example, I typed //kl as the share and hit enter. Unfortunately, I didn’t get the same results as the video. In the video, the hashes are captured immediately. But for me, nothing. Instead, Edge opens up on the VM in an attempt to open the page as a web address that ultimately fails. >>> >>>>*/u/Danti1988* >>>> >>>>Open run or file explorer and type //kl/blah. Also make sure responder is listening on the correct interface and both nics are on the same interface for the vms >>>> >>>>>*/u/ j_relic* >>>>> >>>>>Unfortunately, same problem. The LLMNR poison isn’t sent, only MDNS. Responder sees the attempt, but nothing else further. I’ve verified that the interface is correct, and the VMs are on the same interface (for their respective nics). All poisoners are set to “On.” >>>>> >>>>>>*/u/kaltec* >>>>>> >>>>>>Is the vm network adapter set to bridged mode? Kinda sounds like it might be in NAT >>>>>> >>>>>>*/u/Danti1988* >>>>>> >>>>>>If you type in //kaliIP/ are you seeing the hash? If not, it’s definitely a problem with your set up.
[Note: The content of this post has been copied from /r/Pentesting in case users wish to continue the discussion during the reddit API price gouging blackout] [Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/Pentesting/comments/147azku/pentesting_project_viability/) **Pentesting project viability?** >*/u/ExcidionKahuna* > >TL;DR: Aspiring pentester/python noob looking for recommendations to optimize recon script written in python to populate an Obsidian vault, link findings efficiently with markdown/obsidian plugins, and wondering if this is would even be useful. > >Hey all, > >I'm not sure if this would be viable to the community in general, but was wanting some input. > >This has been kind of a dream project of mine. I'm no developer, and aspire to be a pentester once my contract with my current job ends. > >This is a project in python that will perform all my basic enumeration and execute additional commands and populating an Obsidian vault with the data. It starts with a ping/pingsweep and create a directory for each target. Cue nmap full port scan and create a .MD file for each port. Additional script and service scans on discovered ports, and the output for each port saved to each port file. Follow additional commands to run based on services discovered and saved to their own files. Each command will be piped to a bash script I wrote that will timestamp command output and screenshot it to be rendered in each file. > >I know that golang and other languages would be faster for this, but this is a project I am using to learn Python and optimize/automate my notes. I guess this could be simplified as using autorecon and making an Obsidian vault, and doctoring it up with markdown and Obsidian features. > >For Obsidian users, do you have any recommendations for markdown syntax I can use to better organize, link or make this project useful? Or any other optimizations you could recommend via python? And is this something anyone would actually like to see or even care about? > >>*/u/frenchfry_wildcat* >> >>This is absolutely possible and essentially how the “automated pentest” platforms work (such as Penterra)