I'll have you know that there are several states that no longer practice slavery, thank you very much! XD

Remember, take extra care not to forget capitalization and formatting, spelling Jell-O™ as jello, for instance, greatly increases the risk of genericization

They were, about 3 years prior: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triangle_Shirtwaist_Factory_fire

Memes and genes!

Three and four hundred fifteen quintillion five hundred ninety two quadrillion six hundred fifty three trillion five hundred eighty nine billion seven hundred ninety three million two hundred thirty eight thousand four hundred sixty three sextillionths

Is less than ten

Hubris

Makes it sound like someone dropped a round while reloading and it fell on him XD

A friend! =D

Calm down, DiCaprio

I can add an unfortunate example in the opposite direction: I've been having trouble getting my prescription filled so I haven't had my meds for more than a month

My handwriting has deteriorated observably (my phone is actually having trouble recognizing my swipe-typing gestures, too) and my living space is in shambles. Fuck the DEA.

Spiders are the bugs I have a problem with XD

(Preemptive) Stow your prescriptivist semantics, pendants! Spiders are bugs because I say so

Cute! XD

Yeah, I thought that even made it to the English translation in Diamond/Pearl?

I know they changed it for BD/SP

I'm a sucker for fruity pebbles (I actually prefer the malt-o-meal bag version)

Breakfast cereal

My wife and I both agree that it's a dessert, not a food XD

If buying isn't owning, piracy isn't stealing!

I freaking love mechanical calculators!

That's based on the assumption that the two angles in the middle add up to 180, which can't be assumed by inspection alone as demonstrated by the visibly square 80° angle

My cat is named Samwise 😊