What's the wildest book you've ever read?
  • ettyblatant ettyblatant 1w ago 100%

    Pearl by Josh Malerman (Bird Box).

    It's about a pig on a small farm that can seep into your mind and make you do and see terrible things. I picked it up after reading Bird Box and a few other books of his, which I enjoyed. I expected to give up on it based on the silly 80s horror movie premise, but the book is truly demented and creepy and I felt existentially weird after reading it

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  • It's Tuesday, what made you happy last week?
  • ettyblatant ettyblatant 2w ago 100%

    I would like to congratulate everyone posting on their wonderful experiences!

    This last week, I had been feeling a little down about myself, but an absolute stranger stopped me to tell me I was beautiful. An old friend of mine is going to come stay with me to start a new life and I could not be more excited and honored to be a part of it. I was worried that my mother might have been unwell, but she received a clean bill of health. Also, I ordered and received an awesome t shirt for The Shining.

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  • ettyblatant ettyblatant 2w ago 100%

    With some violent mustard, this could be something to consider.

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  • ettyblatant ettyblatant 2w ago 100%

    This is a very considerate response, thank you

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  • Mmmm, Frito feet
  • ettyblatant ettyblatant 2w ago 100%

    With some dogs, anyone in the room is smelling their feet.

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  • I know what I got. No low balls
  • ettyblatant ettyblatant 2w ago 100%

    Thanks, Meat Cat!

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  • Haunted Real Estate [Sarah's Scribbles]
  • ettyblatant ettyblatant 3w ago 100%

    That series is genuinely creepy, and I even screamed out loud once! My girlfriend won't rewatch with me but I probably put that series and it's sister show Haunting of Bly Manor on once a year 👻💨

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  • Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons
  • ettyblatant ettyblatant 3w ago 100%

    I'm so sorry, sir! All I found in the women's cabinet was blatant misogyny, all of the casual emergency/accidental misogynies are a week late because I am ON MY PERIOD!!

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  • Do you pronounce "Data" as "Day-ta" or "Dah-ta"?
  • ettyblatant ettyblatant 3w ago 100%

    That pronunciation always drives me wild! it only makes sense to call it data.

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  • Why isn't apple a popular ice cream flavor?
  • ettyblatant ettyblatant 3w ago 100%

    What, you don't like cold soured apple curd tart cream? It has nutmeg in it!

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  • ettyblatant ettyblatant 3w ago 100%

    Damn, the shooter took that bullet casing to the face pretty well

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  • Anon quits their job
  • ettyblatant ettyblatant 1mo ago 100%

    I am in a much better environment! This was about 10 years ago, and that particular store closed. I also ghosted that job. They had been harassing my trans coworker friend so we just stopped showing up. They did NOT try to call me :)

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  • Anon quits their job
  • ettyblatant ettyblatant 1mo ago 100%

    I worked with someone who did this. It was the HR person. She just didn't show up one day, didn't answer her phone or door. For a solid week. After a wellness check by the police, it was revealed that she was fine, just couldn't go back in to work because she hated her job so much.

    I was young, and it was a shitty grocery chain filled with shitty management and shitty customers. I 100% thought she had killed herself, or skipped town for some other awful reason. It was a relief to hear she was OK. Fuck that store.

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    Ken Ham has an idea about money.
  • ettyblatant ettyblatant 1mo ago 100%

    It was counted in pairs, so it is actually 51 million dollar sets

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  • FBI visits man who said anyone who murders Kamala would be 'a hero'
  • ettyblatant ettyblatant 1mo ago 100%

    Ahh, yes. I see you know your judo well.

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    ......that doesn't happen.
  • ettyblatant ettyblatant 1mo ago 100%

    He did emphasize that he is not pretending to be a essential worker

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  • What is some good news you've received lately? Share your happiness!
  • ettyblatant ettyblatant 1mo ago 100%

    My mom is finally cancer free! Also, my best friend of 20 years might move to the city I live in :)

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  • Hello! I really, really love bok choy, but every time I prepare it it turns a little sour. My intent is to eat it as part of a simple vegetable stir fry. I love blanching when it comes to green beans/peas, steaming when it comes to Broc/cauli, and stir fried for all else.. What is your favorite way to prepare bok choy to achieve the best crunchy-and-tender texture?

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    I swear, ~~every time~~ most of the time I see someone being *particularly* rude, ignorant, and inappropriate on a post (usually political in origin, or they swing it to being political) I click on their profile and see it has been created that same day. They are only there to sow discord. Only to piss people off. Idk if we can just report them (for what?) but I'd like to try exposing them before responding and interacting.. I am guilty of gobbling up the bait. I've started looking at profiles of people that piss me off exceptionally and noticed they're burner bot loser accounts. I guess i just want to say I've noticed it!

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    When I used rif, you could swipe a post and delete it from your screen. Sometimes I want to hide a post so I don't get triggered or pissed off each time I refresh my screen and see it there, mocking me ... I only see options to block user, community, instance. Y no block post?

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    Sometimes, I open the fridge (or a cabinet) and just see some condiment (mostly hot sauce) and realize it will dictate my diet for the next month. Like today. I opened my bachelor/nihilist fridge and saw a bottle of Walmart steak sauce. Now, I know, I guess I *must* eat steak inspired meals, or ground beef inspired meals, or **whatever** but my favorite is over easy eggs with steak sauce. Or, any sandwich. Also, boiled potatoes, because I am a genius that hates themself. Also green vegetables. Sriracha is similar. I see it and think, "oh, you TEASE!" and then put on a pot of rice and start blanching all my veggies. I see some local "Louisiana Hot Sauce" in my hot sauce cabinet? Looks like I'm eating pizza for a few weeks because I love the dipping options. I'm sure this has been a big, annoying, reddit/Lemmy monstrosity of a conversation already; I just wanted to ask what anyone else was assigned to eat by the Condiment Royal Family/Lineage/deity to obey this morning.

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    Hello! So, I have always joked around with my friends about how when you say a particular word a few times, you start to question if it even is a word, or if it is spelled that way, etc.(think of tubing, or smock as examples) I have noticed in the past few weeks that I (37yr) am having that problem with almost any word that I try to write. We are talking about "and/it/the/Patrick" and whatnot, and it is really making problems for me at work. Does anyone else have this problem! Does your brain automatically make all words sound fake? And, yes, all words are made up.. I am talking about the ones that currently reside in common speech.

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