and me

no cost too great

next you'll tell me they'll bake until golden brown

moving house

This guy can hear your nightmares

tomato website where you can throw tomatoes on a photo. website with tomatoes

A Volkswagen with a mind of its own!

Former US President Jimmy Carter peacefully passed gas in his home last night

that tree looks like he's about to tell me that everyone over 40 needs to play this browser game

Woah, use commas.

It does for me (jerboa)

this is how the imperial system was invented

On the ballot, not elected.

Have you seen Hugh Laurie without his American accent? After only seeing him in House it's uncanny

new item dupe

Just like the prophecy foretold