Star Wars Kinect was the bomb

Remember, if you're still using Xshitter, even to follow your favorite pithy left-leaning celebrity who likes to "zing" Elon with clever comebacks, you're putting money directly in Trump's pocket.

Serpentine!

We were watching Rings of Power

My condolences

Trump spews his usual incoherent word salad sprinkled with staff-curated buzzwords intended to excite whatever group of idiots he happens to be facing at that particular moment.

News media: Let's spend all our air time and resources sanewashing this.

Nice Seiko 5 GMT

I mean, look at Ventress. She went from "I can fix her" villain to being relatively well-adjusted (for a star wars character)

Back up Terry!

Did you by any chance also see Socrates, Billy The Kid, and Freud running through the food court?

Woke up this morning, got some gabagool

Do I look like I know what a jpeg is? I just want a picture of a got dang hot dog!

Do not use ________ if you are allergic to _________

Whoa buddy, too soon. Now is not the time to talk policy. Trans kids are playing soccer.

Curious! I am very intelligent.

Warm it up

The boys are waiting

Anime intro at the start of a new season: who tf are all these random new characters?!

Anime intro halfway through the season: Leo pointing meme at all my new favorite characters.

Next episode: Ah shit new intro with more new characters.

Not rich-people crimes like fraud and embezzlement! I just mean poor-people crimes, obviously!

The real psychopathic behavior is drinking warm nesquick that had been sitting in his car for hours.

Leftovers gang checking in. Sometimes it tastes even better the next day.

I just think they're neat