zqwzzle 13h ago • 100%
That one time cocoa pods (a dependency management system for iOS development) was essentially doing a DDNS when their spec repo was using GitHub as a CDN. https://blog.cocoapods.org/Master-Spec-Repo-Rate-Limiting-Post-Mortem/
zqwzzle 15h ago • 100%
If I get to learn something then that’s a bonus.
zqwzzle 4d ago • 100%
Just one more lane will fix it
zqwzzle 5d ago • 100%
Papyrus you heathen
zqwzzle 6d ago • 100%
It’s hilarious when the identified problems come back around to bite the organization, when the priorities have been to work on poorly specc’d features instead.
zqwzzle 1w ago • 100%
X chromosomes are stored in the balls
zqwzzle 1w ago • 100%
zqwzzle 2w ago • 100%
Using Fastmail
- works with 1Password to generate masked emails
- plus and subdomain addressing
In case those features are important to you
zqwzzle 2w ago • 100%
That sounds like socialist bot talk.
zqwzzle 3w ago • 100%
Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?
Edit: since no one is biting here’s the full joke
"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."
"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline."
"Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."
"I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
zqwzzle 3w ago • 100%
“Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.”
zqwzzle 3w ago • 100%
You can get a clock that is set up counter clockwise to mess with people
zqwzzle 3w ago • 100%
True they could be changing their trump brand diapers.
Waiting patiently for your squadmate to die *democratically*
As collected from /r/programmerhumor. I think I got all of them.